Mel B Broke Up With That Rebound Cop

September 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Scary Spice is doing everything she can to avoid being labeled Snatch Yo Man Spice since, well, she has an ongoing lawsuit with an ex-nanny who SHE wanted to call Snatch Yo Man Spice. Mel B has apparently ditched her Beverly Hills cop boyfriend, and, no, it isn’t because his job description happens to also be the title of an Eddie Murphy movie. In Touch dropped the news that her man was married, and not in the Sweet Home Alabama way. Officer Feel Good’s wife didn’t think they were as unhappily married as her man led Mel to believe.

The Mirror (via The Sun UK) says Mel was taking Officer Ryan Lawrence’s billy club – single lady claims be damned! – when he was serving his wife with Step 1 of the Bold Faced Lie Tower. Ryan’s wife claims he told her he was away some nights because he was busy at work. Note to everyone: anytime your man, woman, or family dog says they aren’t coming home because they’re working late, dial up every Motel 6 in the county because “working late” is a Grade-A euphemism for “my dick thinks it’s hunting season.”

Officer Ryan’s wife claims he wasn’t exactly dropping hints that things between them bad; they had reportedly just gone on a trip together.

So Officer Ryan’s wife has done what any jilted person does in 2017: cyber bully her husband’s girlfriend! Mel B has since blocked her, but she had a string of verbal attacks going, including the classic “You will never replace me” and the use of “#oldspice” on Mel’s Instagram. Ginger Spice said the same thing to those other Old Spices once she left the group, and, you know what? She was right! Way to hit Mel where it hurts, Officer Ryan’s wife.

For more of Mel’s high fashion cockatiel lewk from an America’s Got Talent live show earlier this week, check out the gallery below:

Pic: Wenn.com

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