Katy Perry was tweeting wth her Katy Kats (Ugh, she needs a better cutesy name for her stans. Perry Pervs?) when one of them asked her if she’d ever work with former friend and chair-dancing serpent Taylor Swift. Sure, if that little witch apologizes!
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 10, 2016
It’s nice to know that Katy has a gracious heart, and would take Taylor back if only she would acknowledge that she’s the blonde anti-christ who ruined her life and plead for forgiveness while weeping with regret.
Taylor and Katy (aka the Betty and Veronica of the shittiest issue of Archie Comics ever) have been enemies of old ever since Taylor wrote a song about some girl who betrayed her and revealed in a 2014 Rolling Stone interview that it was about Katy. Pippi Yawnstocking has claimed that Perry would smilingly passive-agressive her at events and then tried to ruin one of her tours by stealing away her staff. Katy has responded over time by suggesting that Swifty is an asshole liar (points for accuracy) in a couple of tweets. It looks like Katy remains salty on her side of the cafeteria in this ponderous version of celebrity multimillionaire high school that these grown-ass people play.
A Katy Perry/Taylor Swift combo single would be the aural laxative than none of us asked for or ever needed to hear. What I took away from this story was what UsWeekly reported Katy was doing while she tweeted with her fans (Katy Kunts?) yesterday.
While waiting in a “polka dot robe” for Cheesecake Factory to deliver her food, the “Rise” entertainer, 31, passed the time by having an impromptu chat with her Katy Kats.
THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY DELIVERS? Is that just a VIP thing or can lessers do it? My Sunday hangover just burst into happy tears. I really can’t afford to lose those precious fluids, but chocolate mousse cheesecake and deep-fried mac & cheese balls delivered to my hovel! The possibilities!