Ironically, I’m sure there’s a community of weirdos out there with an adult Cabbage Patch Doll fetish that do care very much about the possibility of a leaked sex tape starring Amy Schumer. When and if that ever happens, we can be sure that there will be at least one person shrugging their shoulders like, “Eh, whatever“, and that person will be Amy Schumer herself.
Amy Schumer is currently hawking her memoirs, The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo, and of course her book is filled with sex stories. According to E! News, one such story is about the time Amy Schumer thought people had seen a lot of Amy Schumer.
Shortly after Amy landed and took her phone off airplane mode, she was bombarded by a whole mess of texts from her publicist. Naturally, Amy assumed her publicist had gone into panic mode because a video of her doing someone had leaked. Amy was prepared to calm her publicist down by letting them know that she didn’t care. A proud Jennifer Lawrence just remove her Cool Girl crown and is preparing to give it to her bestest friend Amy Schumer. “Having a super laid-back attitude about a sex tape? You truly deserve this more than me.”
As it turns out, her publicist wasn’t freaking out over a sex tape. Her publicist was alerting her to the news of the Trainwreck theater shooting. Amy’s emotions then pulled a 180. She has since spoken out about gun violence, including dropping her underwear and showing off that lower back tattoo on Twitter.
I guess I’m not that surprised that Amy Schumer would give zero fucks about a sex tape. After all, sex tapes aren’t something to be ashamed of anymore. In some countries, they can actually be your first step up the career ladder. Besides, Amy is totally OK with appearing on camera with another person just as long as they ask first before they turn it on.
Here’s the future indifferent sex tape star on Good Morning America today.