FYI: Andy Cohen’s D Never Went Into Lance Bass’ B
The old story about how Andy Cohen once pounded Lance Bass’ ass while Lance sang out, “It’s tearin’ up my butt when I’m with youuuuu,” was brought up again on Watch What Happens Live earlier this week. Sonja Morgan, the resident drunken boy toy collector of The Real Housewives of New York City, asked the crown prince of Bravo who is the most famous dude he’s ever done sex stuff with. Andy said “Lance Bass.” If Lance Bass is the most famous dude that Power Top Andy has done, then I’m guessing the other famous types he’s done are an extra from Vanderpump Rules and Right Shark from Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Half-Time Show. No, that’s not right. Right Shark is more famous than Lance Bass at this point. BUT WAIT!
The now married Lance has once again denied that Andy has had a piece of Bass ass. On Lance’s SiriusXM show Dirty Pop (via UsWeekly) yesterday, he didn’t dribble out any details, but he did say that Andy has never topped him.
“First of all, I’m not going to tell you what I do in the bedroom. Sex is a broad term…like ‘Andy banged Lance’ — when did he ever say that? This is an old story. Three years ago we told everyone we hooked up…Now it’s getting into who did who? I can just tell you right now, there was no Andy D going in my B. I’m not going to tell you what went down…but it’s not what people are thinking.”
Lance went on to explain that they had a little moment on vacation together. That’s all.
“It just happened that Andy was with me on this vacation. It was so nice and romantic and it was just a nice time. It was one of those things where I needed someone to hold onto. I just played it off like it was a kiss. Why would I go into details?”
Okay, we get it, Lance. You’re really masc and you’re so masc that you won’t let a d enter your b lips. Got it. It would be TMI, but it would be my kind of TMI, if Lance said that they sucked each other off and whatnot. But what’s not my kind of TMI is Lance basically saying that they talked about their feelings while holding each other as they watched the sunset. Keep that schmaltzy, lovey-dovey shit to yourself, Lance!
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