Seen above asking his trophy if she’ll please blow him before jacuzzi (SPOILER ALERT: She shook her head no) while receiving some lifetime achievement award at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in the Czech Republic over the weekend, the grilled wart burned off of a Jew-hating warthog’s taint says that he’s no longer the raging ass balloon he was years ago and he’s all mea culpa’d out and is done mea culpa’ing. Mel Gibson’s “the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world” rant was dug out of the archives when noted Mad Mel apologist Gary Oldman talked about it during that messy interview with Playboy where he said that Mel was only blacklisted from Hollywood for that Anti-Semitic mouth fart because the Jews run Hollywood. The Hollywood Reporter asked Mad Mel about Sirius Black defending him and the glum cunt pretty much rolled his eyes at the question being brought up again and probably looked at the reporter like, “Blow me before I burn your house down, Sugar Tits.” But Mad Mel didn’t rage and said that he’s totally changed and he’s already shat up ALL the apologies and he’s got no more apologies to shit up.
It’s behind me; it’s an 8-year-old story. It keeps coming up like a rerun, but I’ve dealt with it and I’ve dealt with it responsibly and I’ve worked on myself for anything I am culpable for. All the necessary mea culpas have been made copious times, so for this question to keep coming up, it’s kind of like … I’m sorry they feel that way, but I’ve done what I need to do.
And when Variety told Mel that Gary called him a “good guy” he called Gary a “good guy.” Basically, those two good guys should blow each other and take their gross love fest to the jacuzzi.
These things happen. As we all know… I have nothing much to say. The guy was probably just… He’s a good guy. He’s fantastic. I know him. He’s a good dude…
The thing that bothered me about Gary’s whole “defense of Mad Mel” thing is that Gary said that Mel’s crazy ass “anti-Jew” drunken rant from 2006 is what pushed his career into a grave. That didn’t totally kill his career. It didn’t help, but when Mad Mel spit out all that shit, the “Golden Age” of his career had already slid into the “Diarrhea Age” of his career and he was farting out flops. So even though he got on his knees and blew a stream of “sowwies” into Hollywood’s asshole, it didn’t really matter. Hollywood can forgive an asshole piece of shit (see: the list is too long to list), but they can’t forgive a ho who isn’t bringing in that money.
Mad Mel might think that he’s set the Guinness World Record for apologies since he’s apologized a million times for all the racist shit he’s said, but he can still apologize some more. Mad Mel can apologize for The Singing Detective and The Beaver and he can apologize to his face for broiling it until it looked like Sean Penn’s nutsack.