BREAKING: Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Actually Posed On The Red Carpet Together

September 19, 2013 / Posted by:

I see JT photo bombing in the alleyway between their legs…

Justin Timberlake must’ve inhaled too many fumes during his daily Keratin treatment, because he did something he never does: he unlocked Jessica Biel’s cage door and let her go to his premiere in Las Vegas AND he posed next to her. Anything can happen now that Justin Timberlake posed with his wife on the red carpet. Even he looks surprised over this shocking new development.

Last night, the world premiere of Runner, Runner starring JT, Ben Affleck and Gemma Arterton happened at the Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. UsWeekly compared JT and Jessica Biel’s “matching” tuxedos to the legendary “King and Queen of the Canadian Prom” outfits that he and Brit Brit wore a million lives ago. Nothing offends me, but UsWeekly comparing these basic bitch outfits to Brit Brit and JT’s double denim rainbow is highly offensive.

Brit Brit and JT’s outfits belong in a museum and these outfits don’t. He looks like the back-up saxophone player in a Rat Pack-themed show in Reno and she’s dressed like a catering waiter at a matador-themed party.

I expect a full apology from UsWeekly for this!

Pics: FameFlynet, Splash, Wenn.com

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