For a while now, the tabloids have been saying that Khloe Kartrashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom has been lying in the grave next to Pimp Mama Kris’ parenting skills and they blamed it on him passing his peen to any trick with a functioning punane. But TMZ says that Khloe and Lamar’s 4-year-old marriage is headed for the toilet because of his addiction to drugs.
Several sources tell TMZ that for the past 2 years, Lamar has been downing the bad shit regularly and finally went to rehab in San Diego last August after Khloe made him. Rehab was the last place Lamar wanted to go, but he went for her. Khloe knew that Lamar didn’t want to be there and could possibly check out of there, so she hired private investigators to secretly stand guard all day, every day to make sure he didn’t try to leave. Lamar checked out of rehab after 3 weeks and stayed clean during his season with the Clippers, but went back to the bad shit once the season ended. Drugs are the main problem in their marriage, but Khloe also believes the rumors that Lamar cheated on her ass recently.
Lamar’s family and the Kartrashians staged an intervention and tried to get him back into rehab, but he refused to go, because pre-season training is about to start. Khloe hasn’t called up a divorce lawyer yet, because she “is more concerned about saving Lamar than ending her marriage.”
A source tells Radar that Lamar’s drug of choice is OxyContin and he’s also addicted to Ambien. Radar’s source said, “He just doesn’t care about anyone or anything right now. He has had it with the Kardashians and just wants to be left alone. Everyone is very, very, worried about him.”
If I was a member of the Kartrashian family and saw my future in Bruce Jenner’s shellacked chicken piccata face, I too would probably fill my insides with the bad shit. If this is true, then I’m actually surprised that Pimp Mama Kris didn’t stage the intervention live on her show with a studio audience and everything. Is Pimp Mama Kris actually growing a human heart? Naw, she’s probably telling FOX that if they pick up her shitty show full-time, Lamar’s live intervention will be on the first episode.
UPDATE: TMZ’s “source” says that Lamar’s drug of choice is crack. Damn, Pimp Mama Kris is coming at Lamar hard. I’m just waiting for Lamar to quote Whitney by saying, “I make too much money to smoke crack. Crack is whack.”
And here’s a skinnier Lamar and a friend picking up a few suitcases from Khloe’s friend at a gas station in Calabasas, CA on Wednesday.