Lindsay Lohan Looked Like A Broke Down Mess After Partying With The Wanted

August 9, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s a picture Lindsay Lohan tweeted last night of Shaq holding her after a work out. Not pictured: all the people around them who are trying to use their mind powers to weaken Shaq’s arm muscles so he can drop that trick on the ground.

Page Six says that a night before this picture was taken, LiLo was back to her old cracked out tricks in L.A. LiLo was apparently taken out of The Mondrian Hotel by security after partying with her old fuck piece Max George and rest of The Wanted until 7 in the morning. LiLo just wanted to see her friend and everybody will tell you that when you’re straight out of rehab, partying with a bunch of dudes who sneeze up coke bits and whose saliva is 100 proof is a brilliant idea. The source said this:

“The party went on all night long and was so loud that guests were complaining. Lindsay was there with Max George. The Wanted have been staying at the Mondrian for days, and Lindsay, who briefly dated Max a while back, was partying with the band. She and her sister Ali were spotted waiting in the hotel lobby for the band. There were so many complaints about the noise that hotel staff had to shut the party down and Lindsay had to be taken out of there by security at 7 a.m. She was with her sister, and people who saw Lindsay when she left the hotel said she looked a total mess. She looked so beat up.”

In LiLo’s defense, doesn’t she usually look like she just crawled out of a storm drain?

A different anonymous source (Fun fact: “Anonymous Source” is Latin for Dina Lohan) says that this story is made of lies. LiLo did hang out with Max George, but she didn’t drink a drop of booze. Lilo was in bed by midnight and she went to therapy on Thursday morning.

Let’s say Page Six’s story is true and LiLo did party her lips off and had to be taken out of that hotel. The LiLo of early 2013 wouldn’t have let anybody take her home. She would’ve gotten in her Porsche, done 120mph down the street while guzzling down 10 bottles of Grey Goose, bulldozed through a group of schoolchildren waiting for the bus, hung out of the drivers side window, shanked a homeless man with a broken Grey Goose bottle, crashed into a jooree store and stolen every necklace. And she would’ve blamed it all on walking pneumonia and an imaginary black kid. So if LiLo was carried out of The Mondrian and was driven home by somebody else, that means she really learned something in rehab. She’s changed, H8RZ! She’s changed!

And here’s LiLo and The Curious Case of Ali Lohan moving into her new apartment in NYC the other day.

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