While Kim Kartrashian is still dressing her knocked up body in four-sizes-too-small leather condoms and fetus-crushing girdles, Duchess Kate’s knocked up ass is out there looking like a plate of deliciousness.
Duchess Kate went to a garden party with Prince Charles and Camilla at Buckingham Palace yesterday and she looked like a stick of butter with a dollop of whipped cream and white chocolate shavings on top. If Mama June was there, it would’ve been bye bye Duchess Kate. Mama June’s mouth and chin would’ve burped up locks of shiny brown hair for weeks.
Duchess Kate also kind of looks like a popcorn Jelly Belly.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m really hongray for corn syrup and thousands of calories.