Behold, The Blonde Bombshell Of The GLAAD Awards
A chorus of squishy sounds was heard at the GLAAD Awards in NYC last night when the beautimous Mama June strolled in and made everyone make sketti sauce in their panties. While showing us what it would look like if Kate Hudson was in Shallow Hal, Honey Boo Boo's maker puckered for the cameras and gave everyone some Like My Body realness. Mama June could've really come out for GLAAD by painting each one of her chins a different color of the rainbow, but she still put other hos to shame.
And those other hos were: Rickie from My-So-Called Life, Snooki, JWoww (looking like eighth runner-up for Miss Plastic Surgery Puerto Rico 1991), Milla Jovovich, Fallen Countess LuAnn with her French piece Davide Schwimmaire, the ageless Bernadette Peters, Sam Champion with his husband, John Leguizamo with his wife, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker with his wife, Wonk-Eyed Vinny with his piece, Mo Rocca and Carmen Carrera.
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noted fashion photographer nigel barker kissing his wife on the forehead while holding her waist is just adorable. it's so rare to see people look naturally cute and couple-y on these red carpets!
All of this reality tv trash cheapens the GLAAD awards. They make it look like the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. I wonder how many really support gay rights and aren't doing this for good p.r. As for Snooki, she's not bi. She is blatantly doing this for attention.
Knew the signs wasn't right, i was stupid for awhile, swept away by you, and now i feel like a foo---ooll, so confuse, my heart's bruise, was i ever loved by you..out of reach ....so far...
eerrggghhhhh
sorry i was just singing the tune to bridget jones diaries 1, just in case (or as aurelia girl the portuguese in Love Actually, which also features Mr Darcy, and she says "in cases") mama june/renee zellweger needs to be sing in the sound track.
she lost 100 pounds? hahaha 100 pounds doesn't even make a dent on her fat ass
What in orange flavoured tic-tac hell happened to Snooki's teeth?
Kumbaya, bitch.
milla is too fucking hot for this room of slags...
she and bernadette deserve better than this...
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Is that Sam Champion or some semi-animated wax figure?
Submitted by tinyhands on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 7:44am.
...and Mama June looking like she's flashing gang signs. Where is the little chubby meal ticket?
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under mama's dress.
you dont gotsta pay fo tew tikquets if they only saws one of yas go in.
...and Mama June looking like she's flashing gang signs. Where is the little chubby meal ticket?
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
Snooki needs a better dentist, those teeth are ridiculous. JCoww looks like Beth Ditto from the other thread.
Snooki, break her fingers so she will let go of your coattails already
"...I got into the cab/the cab driver said/he could recognize my girly/from the back of her head..."/SHE'S CRAFTY
What is Milla & Bernadette doing with doing with these z-listers? Snooki & J-WTF look like side show freaks.
It's a madhouse Doctor, what do you expect?--Sister Jude
Submitted by Andrea M on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 5:53am.
I thought Renee Zellwegger too, Loopy gorilla, but forgot about Bridget Jones, omg PERFECT!!! They should cast her or at least use her in a dream sequence. She has the same squinty eyes -_-
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mama june can totally get cast in Bridget Jones Diaries 3 - I ate Mr Darcy.
all she needs is a faux British accent.
i mean seriously, if movies like Juno, Lesbian Zombie Killers, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Jack Reacher, Transformers 1, 2, 3 - just to name a few, can be made in hollywood, why can't they make Bridget Jones Diaries 3, with mama june.
This is appropriate since her child is basically a small fat gay man in disguise.
I thought Renee Zellwegger too, Loopy gorilla, but forgot about Bridget Jones, omg PERFECT!!! They should cast her or at least use her in a dream sequence. She has the same squinty eyes -_-
omg i thought that was renee zellweger doing bridget jones diary 3 - mr darcy leaves me cuz i ate too many cookies.
She cleaned up pretty good.
1) oh Snooki, gurl, no. I haven't seen such bad veneers since Hilary Duff's (before they got filed down).
2) I love Jwoww's dress. but then again, I have a soft spot for gaudy, sparkly and colorful shit.
3) what the hell is my girl Milla Jovovich doing surrounded by all this reality tv trash? they should never be on the same red carpet as her, who arranged the invites? the gays deserve better than this!
4) why is a Jersey Shore bro at this event? again, who decided to invite this trash? in every episode of Jersey Shore, they say something homophobic and use "gay" as a derogatory term.
What means it "Wonk-Eyed Vinny"? His wife looks too young and beefed-up, as well.
Snooki and JWow look like extras from Mars Attacks.
Bernadette Peters...how can this be?
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"Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass" MK
Damn you Bernadette Peters for making me want to get a perm!!
I've always been a fan of John Leguizamo's.. Since the early 90s as a preteen watching Spic-o-rama and Mambo Mouth.. His wife looks like a Kmart cashier.
"...what it would look like if Kate Hudson was in Shallow Hal..."
OMG I just snorted chamomile tea out of my nose!!!
Snooki and her Chiclet teeth still slay me
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Who's the dwarf?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Pathetic famewhores J-Wow with her horrifying Picasso face and Snookie with that fucking head that looks like it's gonna make her topple over any second are embarrassing. The only smidgen of relevance they ever had is long gone and probably never should have been.
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 9:27pm.
The Kate Hudson line, oh my God. I had to hold my stomach so the stitches didn't come undone.
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Right?! That line slayed me as well. Then I looked again and damned if it's not spot-on.
Only Michael K!
Submitted by Callie on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 8:25pm.
"It's funny how Snookie and JWow are the exact opposites of Milla and Bernadette, skin-tone wise, class wise, beauty wise, talent wise, etc. yet I am sure they feel they look better..."
Exactly! Milla and Bernadette seem like professionals with real lives outside of their work, and real talent to offer, unlike the reality TV types.
Milla and Bernadette both impress the hell out of me.
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"Instant gratification takes too long." Suzanne Vale
The Kate Hudson line, oh my God. I had to hold my stomach so the stitches didn't come undone. Cannot be unseen now either.
Bernadette Peters is flawless though. If she's had any surgery, they deserve all the awards. No hacking or over doing it. All subtle and well-done. But, even more incredibly, her voice still amazes me. What a gift.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
ICK. NAST. GROSS.
Holy shit, that Jersey Shore disposable income has not been kind to J-Wowww. Her face looks BUTCHERED. Same for Snooki, but I'm less surprised that she went under the knife.
what witchcraft is this? Miss Peters looks unbelievable!!!
And that gorgeous Nigel Barker!! His hands are massive!!! Yummy!!
It's funny how Snookie and JWow are the exact opposites of Milla and Bernadette, skin-tone wise, class wise, beauty wise, talent wise, etc. yet I am sure they feel they look better. Neither are bad looking girls, they just need to back off all that shit (Snookie's nails and teeth and hair).
Love Mama June. And she definitely rocks this hair do better than Madge.
This Mama June resembles Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, only obese... probably she has eaten R H-W, actually.
Bunch of freaks, with the exception of Milla.
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 6:17pm.
Good god I'll have what Bernadette Peters is having, she looks stunning.
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IKR? Major girl crush!
Snooki is so scary looking! Like some horrible goblin leftover from Halloween!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Bernadette Peters is AWESOME! She is so timeless...
Lord knows I loves me some Mama June. Twerk it girl!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
very patti smith of you, milla.
snooki's teefs are the silliest things i've ever seen.
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watching hardcore ufos
They should just put Snook and Wow on a handcart and roll them over to Tussauds afterwards. Why do people feel the need to eff with their faces?
If she could have her chins lipo-ed or photo-shopped off she would be quite purdy.
How the frig does Mama June have all those chins AND cheekbones? Overweight, underweight, I have no cheekbones. You know life ain't fair when Mama June's face makes your face feel inferior.
LOL @ "Davide Schwimmaire"!
Weight Watchers should give Mama June a contract. Watching her transformation would be so much more interesting than Jessica Simpson's. She would actually be really cute/pretty as a thin or thinnish woman!
Good god I'll have what Bernadette Peters is having, she looks stunning.
I see Mama June busted out her best "Icing for Claire's" jooree. I guess the Jersey cast will go to ANYTHING with a red carpet.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Gawd, those candycorn teeth. Lord, why did i click on the thumb??? In that gangsign throwing pic she looks like she is growing hair on her chest!!!
June Bug looks beeyootimus! This just makes me think that with enough money and minions, I could look purdy!
Also - Snooki's teef are like chiclets.
Sketti sauce in their panties!!! I had to stop there and collect myself for a minute.
Mama June looks nice. It does kind of make me laugh that on thumbnail 6, she has a two-tone neck. All her nooks and crannies make an interesting challenge for a makeup artist.
But much better!
Good for you Mama June! Werk that dress, girl! You betta #REDNECKOGNIZE!