Meet Harvey Price's Latest Stepfather
Katie Price once again redefined the definition of bridal elegance on Wednesday when she slipped a nip and gave everyone a thigh show after she made part-time stripper Kieran Hayler (or as earth angel Harvey Price probably calls him, "Fuck OFF!") her third husband in the Bahamas. When Katie married Harvey Price's first stepfather Peter Andre, she looked like a pink Barbie cake violently diarrhea'd all over her. When Katie married Harvey's second stepfather, cross-dressing cage fighter Roxy Baby, she did quickie-style in a Las Vegas wedding chapel. And for her third wedding, Katie got married at Sandals in the Bahamas and wore a classic stripper gown while her future ex-husband wore a sensible mother of the bride blouse. The Sun has the pictures and you should brace yourself for the demure classiness that will hit you after you click over.
Katie and part-time stripper Keiran Hayler have been together for about nine seconds and she tells The Sun that she knew he was destined to be her third husband, because a psychic told her that she would marry a man named KEVIN. "Keiran" is practically Irish for "Kevin" and Katie cares about the sanctity of marriage as much as she cares about having dignity, so she figured why not!
“I saw a medium who told me I’d already met the person I was going to marry. She also said his name was Kevin. Well, Kieran has been after me for a year, ever since we were first introduced by our mutual friend Phil Turner — husband of my make-up artist Gary Cockerill (Note: I wish my last name was Cockerill). Apparently, he’d been asking for my mobile number for ages. And his name is also close to Kevin, so it all became clear. I took a friend with me who made notes during the session with the medium because I wanted to make sure I’d heard everything accurately. Yes, I’m following my heart — but I’m not harming anyone. All I can say is there is no Pricey rulebook. If I feel something is right, I’ll do it, even if it comes out of the blue.”
Katie also said that this is ONLY her third marriage, so get off her ass.
“This is only my third marriage. I did my own Pricey Marriage Survey and discovered I was in good company. Joan Collins has been married five times, Liz Taylor did eight and Zsa Zsa Gabor nine. So there! I get stick, but no one has picked on them for all the marriages they’ve had.”
I've always said that a couple that waxes their assholes together, stays together, but I have a feeling that just like a newborn pube sprouting out of Kieran's crotch follicle, Katie's wedding ring will be plucked off and thrown into the trash in about ten minutes.
Harvey Price wasn't at the wedding and I'm not mad at Katie for that. Harvey probably had better things to do like ANYTHING other than going to this wedding. Besides, once you've rolled your eyes at one Katie Price wedding, you've rolled your eyes at every Katie Price wedding.
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Kieran's tear-away stripper costume perfectly complemented Katie's nip-slip dress.
I'm thrilled to pieces that they've joined forces and will only be fucking up one family, instead of two.
Has she lost all feeling in her boobs that she couldn't feel the fabric running away from her nip? At least they have sluttiness in common. Good luck with this one Katie.
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Is that cum on his belly? WTF? So that's his O face? Did he just get off watching himself taking his own porn pic? Yeah, pass.
Is that seriously his CUM right above his hand? Fucking disgusting. Imagine fucking this douchebag. His legs would be smoother than yours, he would insist on watching himself in the mirror and then want to borrow moisturizer and hair products afterwards. I have serious doubts that he is completely straight.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He has frightening cleavage like her. No wonder she's so besotted; it's like looking in a mirror.
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I figure she's sort of dim and easily confused. She wants a pretty, muscley guy, but...
She threw away the best thing that ever happened to her with Andre. Sure he was sorta kinda gay, but he loved the kids like crazy, including the disabled one who wasn't even his biologically.
This dude… wow. Those steroids have really shrunk his dick. Either that, or she cares more about collecting marriages than about a sizable dick.
And come on, she thinks the psychic meant "Kieran" and not "Kevin"? That's like being told "You will find true love with John" and deciding that "James" is close enough.
And I love how her excuse is, "It's ONLY my third marriage! Like, these women who got married every day before breakfast had more marriages than me, so getting married to gay guys three times is no big deal!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Is there any woman who really finds this attractive?
Can we please get Peter Andre back? He may have been a douche, but he always seemed to love the hell out of their kids (including ma favorite).
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Yes Yes and Yes.
No, he's not gay AT ALL. Not in the slightest.
I see she's had the old titty balls put back in and is now looking very demure and classy. She looks good for a 48 year old pro.
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I don't know her yet but already I hate her and her udder boobs.
I don't understand why does she keeps marrying gay dudes, is she a lesbian? I never got that vibe from her though.
Wow. Neither a grower or a shower. Sad.
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My only problem here is that if a psychic tells you to marry Kevin, and you think it's good advice, you don't marry not-quite-Kevin. Maybe instead of marriage she is supposed to get a massage with Kieran. I think the psychic knew she'd marry someone so they threw the name Kevin out there.
Who was that guy on television? "I am getting the letter 'k'. It's someone from your past..." "OH MY GOD! I knew someone whose name started with a 'k'!"
I like the Pet Psychic that used to be on Animal Planet. http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/animal-planet-presents/videos/the-p...
I think this guy is no stranger to "the love that dare not speak it's name"....those bathroom poses are so the wife doesn't find out your taking pictures for Craigslist.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
So is this the next ex? The castoffs of Calvin Klein and Marc Jacobs must be polishing their resumes as we speak.
I'm sure she loves him for his brains. And vice versa.
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Dude's got quite a dowager's hump...
she's looking old and tired. and honestly i have never had the urge to take a pic of myself in my bathroom mirror like so many other ppl do. what the fuck is with that?
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Is that a snot or jizz on his stomach? Ewwww
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
He looks like any guy I've ever seen on online dating sites. Just throw in a few peen pics and he's ready to date!
LMAO! @ I know that guys jerk off in the shower, but damn, at least clean up before you take a picture of yourself. No one wants to see your jizz. ETA: Close the lid on the toilet."
EWWW I didn't see that at first, maybe its toothpaste? LOL , this man been drinking too much "juice".
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I know that guys jerk off in the shower, but damn, at least clean up before you take a picture of yourself. No one wants to see your jizz. ETA: Close the lid on the toilet.
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@ Rande,
He does look smarted, the type of guy who'll stand next to you doing curls and saying shit like "You know when you sweat it's just thousands of little sweat glands doing a deuce on you." hahahahaha!
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fuck u dan snyder.
Where are the Krishtuns and happy family orgs to cry out how multiple marriages are ruining the sanctity of marriage? I swear, marriage has no meaning behind the term anymore.
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 4:06pm.
He does look smart, huh?
I Give it 2 years tops. The funniest thing is this whore is comparing herself to Liz Taylor, Zsa Zsa and Joan Collins! One of her ex partners said she was a dead lay and didn't say a word while fucking. She is just a stripper from the suburbs.
uh, i haven't really read that post but... IS THAT CUM ON HIS STOMACH???
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:03pm.
What's a part-time stripper? Lunch shifts and bachelorette parties only?
What does he do the rest of the time: work on his thesis?
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Well duh. They have masters programs at the gym you know. Ab class, bicep class and whatnot. ;)
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fuck u dan snyder.
After so many bewb augmentations, she probably has zero sensation in her bewbs anymore. That's why she didn't know her bewb popped out of her dress. And as far as her new husband, what a tool.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
this woman equates sex to love.. she really needs a shrink..
I don't think it's jizz, I think it is just spots on the mirror because they are also to the left and above his shoulder, probably toothpaste spittle (sidebar how do so many people get toothpaste on their mirrors? I just don't get it, maybe because I usually wander around and put clothes in the hamper while I brush)
I'm thinking that's not jizz but a dirty spot on the bathroom mirror.
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:42pm.
LOL. I guess everyone still needs a profession. For validation.
Rande S: He's a parttime stripper and fulltime Golddigger. Werque!
Her body looks awfully old. Her legs are stick thin wheras she's got a bit of extra meat on her upper body. I never realized she had the type of body and just searched the DM to look for some older pics as her chest looks as if she's had another enlargement. I found articles about her having her 5th breast-surgery, though I believe that she's now with her 6th.
This woman is just too weird that I can't really think about her, I guess.
CUM
She's looking awfully old in the face for 34. Too much tanning I guess.
The groom looks about as straight as Casper Smart.
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Katie has a type and that type is gay.
What the mother of jesus FUCK!?!?!?!?!11!!!!
*skeeved*
What's a part-time stripper? Lunch shifts and bachelorette parties only?
What does he do the rest of the time: work on his thesis?
What is that on the shelf behind the toilet? It looks like a figurine of a small dog, a boxer?
We have to chip in and send the happy couple a double ended dildo...so right for them.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:55pm.
Something tells me this dude shops at International Male.
LoL
Dude....you missed a spot.
UGH. Fucking nasty.
White wedding dress? Quite the imagination on this one.
Is that jizz on him? Is this photo for his Grindr ad or something?
Hekki, by now even Harvey knows that mom is a skank...so sad and embarrassing for them.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good heavens, the wedding picture gallery. I haven't seen that much tight white polyester since Saturday Night Fever. And that stray titty globe was a fright.
snowy! The turd next to her head! ahahahahhaa
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Don't ya think that you need somebody?
Don't ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one, you're not the only one
I think the jizz adds that touch of je ne sais quoi.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012