Brooke Mueller went to rehab not even a week ago after she sort of kind of ate too many Adderall pills and she’s already out! Brooke did the speed (Note: If you stop right there, this sentence would still be factual.) version of rehab and now she’s cured. It’s a miracle!
A source tells TMZ that Brooke checked into rehab for the 19th time, because she wanted to detox and get all the Adderall out of her system. Brooke wasn’t looking to get actual treatment or counseling to curb her hunger for Adderall. She just wanted to dry out. Brooke is getting outpatient treatment, though, so there’s that. Denise Richards was taking care of Brooke’s twins, but Brooke flipped out when she wanted to take them to Charlie Sheen’s Christmas party, so Brooke’s mom took them. Now that she’s out of rehab, the twins are back with Brooke.
I’ve had colds that took longer than six days to kick, but Brooke isn’t going to get the Guinness World Record for the most times in rehab by staying in rehab and kicking her addiction. So I totally understand why she checked out after a week. But I need to change the subject and call out Brooke’s twin boys. In the picture above, Brooke has got a boy on each arm and I’m guessing she did that so they could cover her nipples and they didn’t do that! What’s the point of bringing your twin boys to a Toys ‘R Us event if they’re not going to cover up your nips in front of the photographers? Now I have to strain my hands (not really) by using the Photoshop blur tool to blur out Brooke’s nipples so your puritanical boss won’t fire you for looking at nipples. And it’s Brooke’s twins’ fault. You’re fired, twins!