Brandi Glanville Says LeAnn Rimes Is A Sociopath Who Loves Laxatives
Brandi Glanville's anal glands nearly popped off of her ass last week when LeAnn Rimes called her son "her boys" on Twitter. Just like me every time I catch my dog playing with the Care Bear stuffed animal I accidentally left on the floor, Brandi screamed at LeAnn, "MINE! MINE! IT'S MINE! MINE! MINE! NOT YOURS! MINES!" This happened last Friday. Brandi still isn't over it (and has a book to sell), so she continued to yank at Falcor's ears in interviews with HuffPo and UsWeekly. Brandi thinks that LeAnn's wrangler should consider putting her down, because she's certifiably insane and rabid horses are dangerous! Brandi says that she only spews her family drama out on Twitter, because it's the only way Eddie Cibrian will respond to her. This is what Brandi said about LeAnn to HuffPo:
“She uses my kids as weapons. The problem with that is she endangers them while doing so. I think she is a sociopath. She constantly uses my kids as weapons and puts them in danger. She needs major help -- no way Eddie puts up with this for too much longer.”
Brandi got even more into it with UsWeekly. Brandi claims that LeAnn has an eating disorder, is addicted to shitting and it's only a matter of time before one of her sons ends up in the emergency room because of their evil stepmother. Brandi brought up the time her son ate one of LeAnn's laxatives thinking it was a Skittle.
"I know that my kids love her, and I know that she's upset. I, unfortunately, don't find her to be stable and I don't want her around my kids when Eddie's not there -- or at least the nanny, his parents, someone. Mason, my eldest, ate some of Le's candies and got extremely ill. And Le's candies are laxatives. It was a big fucking deal for me, and I lost my mind. Mason told me about it, and then Eddie's assistant, who was working for me at the time, also told me about it out of concern for my children. I emailed, emailed, called, called -- no answers. Couldn't even discuss it. He refuses to even be in the same room as me. He can't have a parent-teacher conference if I'm there. I don't know how to do this when I can't talk to the father of my children and his new wife. I don't know what to do.
LeAnn has a severe eating disorder. She has [a laxative] in every purse. Mason found one on the floor and thought it was a Skittle! They don't keep sugar in the house. He thought he finally found candy! He gets extremely sick, and that freaks me the fuck out."
Brandi also brought up another time that LeAnn Rimes tweeted a video of her son Jake riding his bike without a helmet down a really busy street:
"She posted this video -- we've been going back and forth and fighting with lawyers about the kids being in the background on the show that we film. I don't even want them to be in the forefront. I just want them to be around me when I have them, [so] if they're in the background running around I don't need to shuffle them out with a babysitter. . . I just thought it was very hypocritical of LeAnn to post this video, which I didn't actually see until [days later] . . . To be honest, I choose not to look because it does upset me. So at this point, one of my friends emailed it to me and said,'You really want to see this,' because my friend knew about the laxative situation. And I see Jakey, my 5-year-old, on a bike on Roundmeadow Road -- a very busy road where drunk drivers have crashed into their house. . . He doesn't have a helmet on and he's driving without his training wheels, which he doesn't even do at my house. He still wears them at my house, and he's alone with her. She's behind him and I know that he's having fun. I'm sure it was great and I know that he loves her, but they don't realize that they're in danger. They don't. And no one's getting back to me about anything that's going on. So I'm forced to take it to the public on Twitter. And then when people say, 'Come on. Get over it.' How do you get over it? These are my children. I will never be over my children. I'm not just going to say, 'Well, fuck it.' . . . These are my children and I don't want this unstable person around them when she's alone.
I want my kids all the time, but I don't want to keep them from their father because their father loves them dearly, but I think he's kind of blinded by this woman. I don't think he sees clearly. I think he thinks that she pretends to be something that she's not for him. I think around him, she plays his perfect [wife]. And he doesn't realize that she's using our children and putting them in danger. And using them as a tool to get to me, and not just being a loving parent."
Brandi doesn't want to get the lawyers involved, because she can't afford one right now and wants to save money to buy a house.
Okay, so Brandi thinks that if her kids spend more alone time with LeAnn Rimes, they will eventually get hit by a car or shit out all of their internal organs from eating LeAnn's entire supply of poop candy? And Brandi doesn't want to go to court to try put a stop to LeAnn's irresponsible craziness? That makes sense! Why tell all those stories to a judge when you can tell them to UsWeekly for a check instead?
Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry should send Eddie, LeAnn and Brandi a thank you note for ALMOST making them look sane and functional by comparison. And if LeAnn is wondering why Giuliana Rancic keeps hanging around her stable door, it's because Giuliana heard that she's addicted to shitting.
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@ RandéSleepover:
She still has money?
Submitted by Saix on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:50am.
By LeAnn's "alluring presence" you mean her bank account?
@ RandéSleepover:
Interesting. Brandi seems overly possessive and jealous. But she does have a couple of good points. Leanne is very slim and I wouldn't doubt her using Laxatives as a method to stay that way (aside from probably over-doing it at the gym). However, Leanne and Brandi need to grow up. I can understand why Brandi is that way. She was dumped and made to probably feel that she wasn't good enough for that sack of cat turds of an ex-husband. Not easy to get over that feeling especially when your sons like the enemy, so to say.
Eddie may or may not pull that stunt again with Leanne the second she loses her alluring presence that seems to still work on him. I think him doing that to Leanne will hit her harder than it did to Brandi.
Plus I'm quite bored and figured I'd join in on this hot mess of family drama with my wisdom. Also, Brandi needs to learn how to spell correctly if she wants to be taken seriously.
According to Radar, after Brandi's initial interview, Eddie posted something rather civil to Brandi (defending LeAnn and her step-parenting skills) and Brandi came screaming back:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/12/brandi-glanville-responds-...
Team None Of These Fools [Capitalized in thought of Rob Kardashian]. They're all acting like it's a rad new thing they just have to do to get their point across. On Twitter. What would they do WITHOUT Twitter and actually speak to one another verbally/face to face? Probably nothing. They'd stand around all awkward like waiting for the ground to swallow them up. Seriously, when these kids are old enough to use the interwebs, they're going to see how immature their parents/step-mother are acting on a social network. Idiots.
Team Blandi.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This shit will be going on for year to come.
Is it all just one huge fame party for these people? I feel sorry for the boys, these idiots need to put on their grown-up panties and stop this crap.
Brandi is tormented by her fragile ego. LeAnn is worth millions, has actual talent and is years younger. Oh, and she stole Brandi's husband. I hope she (Brandi) understands how freeing it is to just let go of what you can't control. She needs to find some dignity and a small amount of class and stop making a fool of herself. There are more effective ways to communicate than Twitter.
bitter bitch.
i have laxatives in my house and i do not have an eating disorder at all, sh*t happens(ya i said it). Kids eat stuff off the floor. they're gross, its what they do.
all the people i know with step kids call them "their" kids. grow up.
ya, i'm sure Falcor Rimes wants to get to YOU.... she already got what she wanted from you, idiot.
Get the f*ck over it, your obsession is boring me!! Even if you aren't strong at least try to act like it. you come off pathetic.
p.s. i am aware that i may need therapy for having this much opinion about these dumb fucks.
Brandi was probably the kind of child that got upset if seperate groups of friends (assuming she had any) got along well and started to hang out independently of her. If so, she never really outgrew that, did she?
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Shiitake happens...
Love watching Brandi on RHOBH - that crazy bitch has no filter.
And I love hearing that Falcor abuses laxatives. I have to admit, when MK was showing the pix of her and Squinty relaxing on a yacht while I was busting my ass for a lousy paycheck, I was starting to get resentful. Now, knowing that she was wafting noxious fumes of shit-filled diaper into the stratosphere the entire time, I don't feel so bad.
Almost forgot, the cocktail waitress Eddie was sleeping with, at the same time he started sleeping with Leann, is Scheana Marie Jancan. It is also recent news that she is in the cast of Lisa Vanderpump's new show: Vanderpump's Rules, a spin off from RHOBH. So it will be interesting to see what dirt she dishes on Eddie, and to watch Falcor's head explode on twitter over it.
Holy SH!T!
More of the poop is coming out:
http://twitter.com/BrandiGlanville/status/276480524556566528/photo/1
LeAnn's rep issued a tepid denial: "(It’s) just more inaccuracies and half-truths."
Link plus horrific photos of both combatants: http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2012/12/05/leann-rimes%E2%80%99-rep-shu...
Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 7:20pm.
Falcor released two singles last week and nobody noticed. She amps up the crazy on Twitter when there are rumors of Eddie with a new girlfriend, or her music tanks, she uses the kids to take jabs at Brandi. Either way, Brandi should fight it in court not Twitter.
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I sure didn't notice. My evil side hopes she doesn't sell any more music, so her money runs out and we can see how true Cibrian is.
I agree about the court thing but Twitter is way cheaper.
Oh, Leanne...you've always wanted to BE Brandi and now it's tick tock time until you ARE, when Eddie leaves you for a richer sugar mama...and don't think he's not auditioning for the part whilst still sampling what the odd cocktail waitress/ call girl/ random skank has to offer... all on your dime, no less and due to "your crazy". Do you get it LeAnne? Dump this heap of beautiful garbage, get help, get healthy and get a REAL man...or better yet, no man at all. They're entirely overrated.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Have not read all the comments, don't know if it has been mentioned but while i can commiserate with wanting to be one team for your kids' sake with the EX, doing it publicly is not the best approach even if it is the only one you think you have. Some courts have mediators that act on the children behalf and can maybe address her concerns, which sound very real to me. Anyone with half a brain can see the antics of Leann; therefore, me personally will not handle her this way. Why worry about buying a house when the safety of your kids can be at risk? I would work three jobs to pay that lawyer if it meant safeguarding my little ones. I don't particularly dislike Brandi I just see many failed opportunities on her part to show the world who the bigger and smarter person is here.
Oh and the reason this is happening is that Falcor released two singles last week and nobody noticed. She amps up the crazy on Twitter when there are rumors of Eddie with a new girlfriend, or her music tanks, she uses the kids to take jabs at Brandi. Either way, Brandi should fight it in court not Twitter.
Brandi should have a "lawyer audition" on RHOBH to find a cute pit bull who will go after crazy Falcor and her drunken manslut. There must be lots of young hot lawyers who would love the publicity and help Brandi out for free and an appearance on the show. Brandi can't keep tweeting about this and have any credibility. She needs to get smart and get the court involved and protect her kids. Let the two has beens gallop off into the sunset without her boys.
Ugh, divorce when you have kids involved must suck ASS. No matter how much my husband might work my every last nerve I think of a scenario like this and thank my lucky stars he's not my ex husband, and that my kid's not gallivanting with some horse-faced stranger.
I find it hard to have sympathy for Brandi when she airs all on Twitter. She can find a way to pay for a lawyer to handle this and STFU.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
It won't be long now before Leanne has another meltdown and checks herself into rehab for Exhaustion and anxiety. You know she works sooooo hard. Who has a meltdown over Twitter? turn it off you dumb bitch.
I'm with those who thought he was smokin' hot back in the day (Third Watch era). It must have killed him that the chick who played his ex wife on the show went on to starring roles in "24" and "Grey's Anatomy" while he barely landed that POS "Playboy Club" that lasted less than a hot second.
He's a coward who obviously loves the crazy women to wear the pants.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:39pm.
It's an ego boost. They love the idea that they are more desirable than the wife, and that he ditched somebody for them. Pretty pathetic.
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Apparently. I can't identify with that mentality, I would be too busy being paranoid about karma all the time like CrazyAnne here to bother with harassing the wife.
Throw them all into a swamp full of crocodiles.
Ugh, who cares.
Leeann could sit in the house and shit while the kid plays in traffic because the paparazzi probably know his name and favorite cookies and they won't let him get run over unless it's another celebrity driving the car.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 4:01pm.
I don't even like to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house for anything but peeing.
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Oh honey....how exhausting is that? Just go to the bathroom. If he leaves you, he leaves you. That will not be fun to keep up.
I also believe Brandi on everything she said. Of all things, Falcor is definitely putting the kids in danger when she's she takes them out for flights on her back them kids wearing helmets or parachutes.
Leann is a crazy cunt and she certainly isn't an upgrade for Eddie, who is a castrated tool at this point.
They're all narcissistic cunts for airing their dirty laundry on twatter.
That said,
(a) I totally believe the laxative allegation;
(b) I don't blame Brandi for getting all Mama Bear about LeAnn's passive-aggressive references to "my boys" and "the Cibrian family", but they both need to grow the fuck up.
(c) Eddie is NOT worth all of this stupidity!
And, finally:
hahaahahahahaha @ jack's little carrot comment.
As a mother I would be very upset if I were in Brandi's shoes. I can't help but be Team Brandi 100%. She's rough around the edges but I find her to be very likeable. I feel like LeAnn is such a headcase and deserves to have her dirty laundry aired several times over.
I don't even like to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house for anything but peeing. Crapping all the time is not sex-ay LeAnn, I would be afraid I would lose it during sex. ewwww...
A woman here in Illinois did just that in October. She killed their child and a child she was babysitting (and 2 dogs) to spite her estranged husband.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:50pm.
Deb - you think Falcor could hurt those kids?
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M.E., I hope to God I'm wrong. But if Eddie cheated on her, hurting his kids would be the most evil revenge.
You know the ancient Greek myth of Medea? She was married to Jason (the dude with the Argonauts). Anywitch, Madea found out that Jason left her and she proceeded to kill their kids as revenge.
Hell, those are Brandi (whom Falcor hates) and Eddie's kids. JSing.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Goddammit MK, your mood has improved since you're on the west coast, hasn't it? No pun intended - I just enjoy the not so non nonsense =)
Deb - you think Falcor could hurt those kids?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:16pm.
ahahahaha! "coco drizzlies"
You have such a way with words whammy.
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I don't know why I am finding coco drizzlies so fucking hilarious, but I am.
OMG. I'm dying.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 2:06pm.
LeAnne's revenge will be much more fatal when she finds out that the fucker is cheating. Just you watch.
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I wouldn't put it past her to hurt the kids. Both of these skinny bitches have the world by the tail, yet they're fussing over nonsense.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 3:16pm.
ahahahaha! "coco drizzlies"
You have such a way with words whammy.
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I missed that somehow and now I can't stop laughing. IU'm trying to hold it in but I can't. Both bosses are here and I'm going to get into trouble.
I just blew a snot bubble. I have tears running down my face.
I don't know why I am finding coco drizzlies so fucking hilarious, but I am.
OMG. I'm dying.
There is no question I am on Brandi's side. She showed a lot of class and restraint when she was abused by the psycho Richards sisters last year. This year Taylor has been a complete a-hole to here and she remains calm. I have to give her credit for not speaking out until now. If I was in her situation I would be beyond frustrated.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 2:39pm.
It's an ego boost. They love the idea that they are more desirable than the wife, and that he ditched somebody for them. Pretty pathetic.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This is going to send Falcor right back into sadness rehab.
Hahaha @ LeAnn "you got the shits bitch" Rimes!! She takes all these obvious little cuts at Brandi constantly and Brandi just unceremoniously slaps the shit out of her. Gangster.
My ex's gf is somewhat Leann Rimes crazy, she's batshit crazy about him, and she treats me like I'm a threat even though I have long moved on with someone else. Insecurity and jealousy is a bitch.
I will admit though I do feel like Brandi when I see a picture of her with my ex's Boston terrier, which I helped pick out and raised her as a pup. So I can kind of see where she's coming from I guess.
I've always leaned towards Brandi's side even though she's a bit crazy herself.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Brandi's calling them out in a public forum hoping to provoke changes.. I think I would've done the same... Guess I'm a whack-ass too!!!
ahahahaha! "coco drizzlies"
You have such a way with words whammy.
Anyway, Brandi will have the last laugh because cheaters cheat, LeAnn! In a best-case scenario LeAnn will be left with an ugly squinty baby to raise alone.
Eddies really into attention whores
Leann has been trying to morph into Brandi for years now. You can tell she's violently insecure, especially when it comes to Brandi. I feel like she has Brandi in the back of her mind in everything she does, especially with that atrocious birthday cake she had made of her and Eddie in bed.
Eddie will def cheat on Falcor because she's both ugly and crazy, but I think it might take a little bit, because the next woman will have to be as rich as Leann. His career never was, and he's gonna need to remain a kept man. However it would be AMAZING if he cheated on Lemann with a waitress like he did on Brandi.
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 1:27pm.
They both crazy but i hate Eddie more than any of them. Asshole just sits in the back and acts like he didn't fuck these two crazy bitches and has nothing to do with all this. Step up and act like a man, douche.
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ITA - This is just the like Jerry Springer Show, where two babymamas would be trying to kill each other over some ugly, scrawny, meth-faced, unemployed, toothless loser, who sits there and grins over the whole situation. (Sometimes on JS the women were mother and daughter but that is not the case here.)