Brad Pitt Talks Gay Marriage (Again) And Weed (Again)
Brad Pitt is promoting his new movie Killing Them Softly (Side note: I think I just read your mind and I think you just wished Killing Them Softly was a Fugees biopic. I do too.) and that means it's about that time for every damn reporter to ask him about weed and marrying St. Angie Jo. In every reporter's defense, it's kind of hard to NOT ask Brad Pitt about the good shit when he's sitting there looking like he just peeled himself off of a pleather couch after being knocked out in a marijuana-induced Funyuns coma for 20 hours. Dude looks like he has just enough energy to hold and operate a BIC lighter while taking a bong hit. You don't know how many times I wished that I had BIC lighters for fingers.
People says that at last night's NYC premiere of Killing Them Softly, one reporter asked Brad if he's going to become Angie Jo's third husband anytime soon and he said this:
"I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come. The time is nigh. It's soon. I got a good feeling about it."
Um, bitch, that good feeling you've got is called "You HIGH!" That good feeling was a Taco Bell-produced fart bubble slowly slipping out of his ass. But you know, the "good feeling" you get about getting married soon probably feels a lot like the "good feeling" you get when a fart bubble is about to fall out of your ass to join the air.
And Brad really did say, "The time is nigh." Now we know that both Bill & Ted were based on Brad Pitt.
MTV News (via Towleroad) asked Brad about gay marriage and legalizing the good shit and he said that he doesn't understand why the two are always linked in the media (???):
"Equality, absolutely, that's what defines us. It's what makes us great. If it doesn't sit well with your religion, let your God sort it out in the end, but that's us. We're equal....I do believe that we should be responsible for our own choices in talking about the drug laws, and that the drug war is an ultimate failure and that the billions and billions of dollars that we've committed to it, there's got to be a better way. I don't believe in incarceration over education — don't get me started. But there's real damage to drugs; that is not the same as with gay marriage. Since the last round [of elections], they've been linked in every article. I find that curious."
And now we know that Brad Pitt is all for me marrying Anderson Cooper in every state while wearing a smokable tuxedo made of legal weed buds. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, again, reporters should finally ask him if he knows how Benicio Del Toro and Jeff Bridges feel about him looking like their broken condom love child.
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What hotness? ...he looks like he should be trying out for an Allman Brothers cover band.
only the truly spiritually evolved do good anonymously and silently---------
next best thing is doing SOMETHING of good.
If you still need the pat on the back, so be it.
Its a start..........
what bemuses me NO END is the puritanical backlash that continues to trail behind the man for simply moving on from a relationship that had run its course......seems to be stickin' in the craw of a whole lotta folk who pick on him when we have more juicy blowhards like say, Ashton.
Er, how's liberating the world's women from slavery coming along, Ash????
The reason PITTStain comes off as phony is because he is. He and Chicken Leg preach from their million dollar mansions about the poor, when they could be doing so much more. Arranging photo ops with refugees does more for their image than actually help the refugees.
Dude is about as big a megastar as it gets and he's trying to do some original work, build a personal life and do something meaningful to contribute to the planet.
Man is pushing 50 so he is old----shocker!...he has wrinkles! WTF? so what?
Still's got the hotness that aint running out anytime soon.
I can say this 'cause I'm not part of his ex's homogenous fanbase (which seems to have settled in here and is kinda sucking the humor out of dissing celebs)
I just cannot take anyone who is making 20 million per movie and releasing 6 of them a year seriously when they talk about these issues. I just cant. It seems phony, like some bored, rich, spoiled, pampered and incredibly wealthy yuoung man dabbles in good deeds to fill the time between shopping sprees, world tours and endless parties. It's like these people are almost condescending to the level of everyone else and pretend they totally understood them and iwere one of them deep down, even though everyone knows they never will be and if they ever were, that person is long gone.
Pitt is a god dam thespian who buys 10,000 dollar end tables for his chateaus. He's never had to make the real tough decisions most human beings have to in life, other than whom to stick his dick in today. I just wanna throw up seeing people like that, who have it so easy and are basically successful based on their looks and washboard abs, try to act like the "common man" and especially if they are consulted to give their comments on these issues as if they were the authority on them or educated experts. The best thing i hear he does is roll awesome joints.
He should go back to the pussys trap that is his psycho woman angie jo and his assortment of kids he collected from all over the world, much like those 10,000 dollar end tables and expensive furniture for his cheteau. Unless i see him, or any of these dildos, give up 90% of his wealth and decide to spend the rest of his life in public service instead of making one stupid movie after another banking millions, all this is just talk and PR and nothing but the emanations of some rich, privileged asshole who hasnt wiped his own ass since 1997.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I barely care what actors think about acting, let alone marriage or drug legalization. He has a movie to promote, so talk about the movie: how well it's written, the locations, his co-stars, whatever.
I think actors are either too gutless to tell the interviewer that they're only here to talk about the movie or too gutless to admit that they're actors who didn't finish high school so really have no well-formed ideas about anything else.
Spill wine on my thigh.
I am surprised he did not throw in some "Aniston was boring", which he would later say was "taken out of context". PR strategies aren't what they used to be.
Who cares what he says. Most of these "actors" have such low IQ that they can barely put a sentence together and he fits the profile.
Brad is selfish. The ONLY reason he advocates for gay & drug rights is because he's bisexual and he does drugs. Come out Trent Spent. ALL the loonies have heard of Trent Spent.
Dirty hobo, please. No one cares if you marry that skank.
Submitted by JudyT on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 5:38pm.
Weedy McPitt looks like he's been drinking a Chanel #5 knockoff.
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Bwaahaahahaha!!!
Didn't he stank up those commericals to pay off hundreds of thousands in gambling debt?
Why ALL purty mens hafta be dumb as a bag of cinder blocks? And for why they hafta open they talk holes as if they ain't? Ain't a true purty man alive got a brain worth a shit. And I know Brad's purty be weathered as fuck but his dumb just stay the same.
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Why ALL purty mens hafta be dumb as a bag of cinder blocks? And for why they hafta open they talk holes as if they ain't? Ain't a true purty man alive got a brain worth a shit. And I know Brad's purty be weathered as fuck but his dumb just stay the same.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dude, just go take a few more hits and stfu. Have some nachos!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Either get married or don't. DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.
Also, I resent being lectured on ANY social issues by celebrities. They are the 1%, and they are able to live in a rarefied little bubble where they don't even hear about real-life issues.
Hey Brad Pitt, how about crusading against female genital mutilation? Oh, I guess that's too much work, and doesn't give you enough street cred. Plus, people might call you racist or something.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This dumb bitch always says "Don't get me started" when he's talking about a subject he's too dumb to be discussing. I thought religion was the same thing: "Oh, don't get me started!"
Translation: I'm a simple fuck posing as an intellectual. I have opinions about fancy subjects but don't have fully formed arguments to go with my half-assed ideas. So don't get me started before I say some dumb stoner shit.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 4:45pm.
"The time is nigh. It's soon. I got a good feeling about it."
Wtf is this? Either you're getting married or you're not. A wedding is something you plan, goatbitch. He's talking like he's praying for rain.
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snort-laughed some tea right out my nose!
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:03pm.
I can't believe I used to think this guy was hot. But when was that? I can't remember. Thelma and Louise? Legends of the Fall? What happened to Brad? It's a damn a shame. Well, all men can't age well - that is a comfort to an old bitch like me. HAH
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Fight Club, perchance? I'd hit it six ways until Sunday.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Well, if you were chained against your will to an icy Leg, you'd get wasted at every opportunity, too.
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Pothead at least didn't bring up his old marriage this time. And no, I don't believe in random reporters asking the same stupid questions he answered several times before. We all know that the Brand has made reporters sign agreements before answering questions, so this is as scripted as it comes.
Let the narcissistic drug addict talk all he wants, he isn't even there for his kids and now wants to seem a caring father. Whatever, his movie is still going to be a flop, and that's all he cares about. :D
Can Brad not open his eyes anymore??? He squints in every picture.
I can't believe I used to think this guy was hot. But when was that? I can't remember. Thelma and Louise? Legends of the Fall? What happened to Brad? It's a damn a shame. Well, all men can't age well - that is a comfort to an old bitch like me. HAH
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
joanne - DITTO!!!!
Weedy McPitt looks like he's been drinking a Chanel #5 knockoff.
What he really said was, "I'm so damn high."
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"The time is nigh. It's soon. I got a good feeling about it."
Wtf is this? Either you're getting married or you're not. A wedding is something you plan, goatbitch. He's talking like he's praying for rain. His ass does not want to get married, will not get married. I doubt they're even together anymore, Heroina and the brood are in Cambodia right now. Ugh...I hate myself for knowing that.
I guess it's better than talking about how World War Z is basic shit now.
Hi, Dog!
"I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come. The time is nigh. It's soon. I got a good feeling about it."
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What he meant to say is: "The time is nigh. Once people stop talking about me and Angie for five seconds, I'll throw out some fake marriage rumors to the tabs to ensure that we never stay out of the spotlight."
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I guess we can't call him sexy anymore and its worse when he opens his mouth to talk. Yuck.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:17pm.
What exactly happened to this man?!?
Angelina did, haha
Thumbnail 6 is just depressing.
Is the beard supposed to disguise the jowls? Cuz..fail.
His jacket looks like a garbage bag.
I'm thinking he mostly just sits around, stoned, eating junk food and letting the rugrats climb all over him.
He doesn't really give a fuck anymore.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Andrei...
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Have they not said that marriage quote almost verbatim about fifty times in the last few years? Just fucking get married already. Nobody gives a shit.
And that movie has the lamest freaking title.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:14pm.
Just another POS referencing the Bible. :P Pitt isn't deep enough to get a tampon in your ass over.
Go look at Jesus paintings why don't ya?
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I am getting really tired of the Pitt. I tolerated him to some degree because of his recent, rather good movies.. but his overall presence and appearance and stupid mouth drivel is getting pointless. He barely even talks about Angie like she's a person. It's just more like, "mmhmm.. man, I got a feeling..mmmhmm.. man. Oh shit. My cat is licking me again. Sorry."
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:45pm
add and drive a car.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 2:36pm.
Poor Squinty McStupid
LOL!
You pretty much summed the whole thing up.
I am really trying to be kind these days and say positive things on the interwebs. Ha!! But come on, you both have been married before and have kids together. Who the Fuck cares when you will get married. He acts like it will be a virgin like moment in time or something.
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Poor Squinty McStupid doesn't realize everyone knows he just parrots what The Leg tells him to and that his opinion matters not. They'll get married when SHE deems it right. Not when gays can get married or when they legalize weed or when The Leg defrosts her cooter (aka not happening).
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:42pm.
Really? Does anyone care anymore about what this squeezed-out loaf of shit and his whore even have to say anymore? What a pompous douche.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Double post - sorry!
What exactly happened to this man?!? I realize that many of the films I am thinking of, where he was truly HOOOOTTT, were several years ago. People age. I got that. However, he just looks BEAT. Did Angie Jo drain all the blood from him...permanently?
Uggh. He used to actually be a halfway decent actor. I was never a HUGE fan, but I did like movies like "Legends of the Fall" and "Interview with the Vampire".
SAD.
gay marriage and weed. i am now fully convinced that William Bradley Pitt reads dlisted. let the haters hate on, Pitt!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Brad fought the hot, and Brad won.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
They will wait to use this marriage and the kids are asking about it through at least 2 more movies. This is their PR schtick. Since they already have the kids and after the marriage thing, they will need a new public relations topic to use EVERY time they are promoting a new movie. Once they figure out the next "hot topic" they will get married.
Promotion Tools for Brad Pitt.
1. Talk about legalization of Pot
2. Talk about marriage equality
3. Talk about being a Dad, over and over ad nauseum.
4. Talk about religion.
5. Talk about the impending wedding...
6. Get it out in the media that you just made a donation to someone, somewhere, for something.
And last but not least:
7. Throw something in there about the damn movie you're promoting.
Wash, Rinse and Repeat. We'll hear the same old stuff at the next movie promotion.....It's Inevitable.
Holie probably likes to keep Brad looking like a dirty douche bag so she doesn't have to worry about another woman stealing him away.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 1:14pm.
I don't think marijuana users should be incarcerated for simply smoking, but for the crimes they may commit while being high.
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Oaky, not even gonna touch your God comments, but the only crimes weedheads commit are against Twinkies (RIP), brownies, and pizza.