People Paid $300,000 For The TimberBiel Wedding Pictures
In a few years, bitchy bloggers and gossiping whores will need the perfect picture to Photoshop a jagged break line into when Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel eventually get a divorce, so People will be providing that picture on the cover of tomorrow's issue. TimberBiel gave People magazine the EXCLUSIVO rights to publish the pictures from their $6.5 million Italian wedding and the only thing they asked for is a check for $300,000. TimberBiel will also get another check from OK! for the European rights to publish the picture of Justin serenading Jessica with an acoustic version of "Cry For You" as she pinches her ass lips because she can't believe this day has finally arrived after years of clinging to his taint.
Jimmy Fallon, Andy Samberg, Beverley Mitchell and Questlove were all guests at TimberBiel's wedding, but four very important blasts from Justin Timberlake's past were not guests. Bitch didn't invite 'N Sync! Page Six says that neither Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick nor Joey Fatone got an invitation. TMZ says that Chris was in Italy at the time, but they don't know if he was a guest at Justin's wedding. One source said that N'Sync is sad about getting snubbed by Justin, because they loved him at his lowest and by that I mean they loved him even when he had cornrows:
The band were not invited and are pretty upset about it. But the wedding guests were mainly close family and friends.”
People could've posted a picture of a chewed-up Styrofoam bowl wearing a veil next to a beige butt plug and all of us would've said, "Awww, Jessica and Justin look beautiful," so they obviously wasted their money. But since Jessica and Justin managed to get $300,000 from People, I hope they donate that money to charity. And I hope that charity is the Make An 'N Sync Member Happy Again Foundation, because Justin's rude ass has a whole lot of making up to do.
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The other guys in 'N Sync aren't starving. Lance Bass had a home in Beverly Hills that he sold for $3.5m a couple of years ago (to Sumner Redstone's puffed-up mistress).
Other than his hit solo album which, seems like happened ions ago, I don't see what all of the fuss is about . . . who cares? I don't.
Jessica looks surprisingly beautiful in this picture but I agree that these two are the WEIRDEST couple in the land of the famous. I don't think he's gay but they look like gay brother/spinster sister or gay guy/spinster-best-friend.
She makes me think of the fat girl in high school who lost weight and is now deemed hot who finally snagged a popular guy and clings to him 24/7 for fear of losing him.
And he's always been a douchewad with a pube bush on his head.
The next step in Biel's master plan is the accidental pregnancy to keep him chained to her for life.
He should have stuck with Britney and their matching denim outfits.
I still stand firm that I see no chemistry between these two.. bleh..
and the hell... he didn't invite his former bandmates? Unless something scandalous went on between them I think it's pretty sh*tty.. I would consider people you toured the world with to be pretty close friends..
Every now and again there is a story about him that makes him seem like a total a-hole
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I hate how Justin thinks he can just swoop onto SNL whenever he wants to. Does he know how hard it is for real comedians to get on SNL? How long they have to bust their ass and how many failed auditions they have to go through to get on SNL? And then he just swoops to the front of the line whenever he's in New York just because he feels like it.
It's like nepotism, but it's fame-otism. Just because he's already famous from N'Sync or whatever, he gets to drop in and be on SNL whenever he wants to. And he doesn't even write the sketches he's in, but he still gets all the credit for how funny they are.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
Can't see him being a serious actor, but he was funny on SNL and in "Bad Teacher". I laughed my ass off during that entire movie, but the scene where he's dry-humping Cameron Diaz cracked me up.
Hekki Hekki Bo Bekki, yes on SNL I found him funny...I remember some skit with Jimmy Fallon doing something about the Bee Gees LMAO!
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Can't stand these two bowls of oatmeal but why does he need to invite the boybanders? Would you invite coworkers that you had 10 years ago whom you haven't kept in touch?
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He's a funny fucker but he could never sell "straight". He prolly took Timbaland on his honeymoon.
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Can't see him being a serious actor, but he was funny on SNL and in "Bad Teacher". I laughed my ass off during that entire movie, but the scene where he's dry-humping Cameron Diaz cracked me up.
Is Timbalake still trying to be black?
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
I'm so confused by them. I don't sense any chemistry, she herself has said she doesn't get jobs and his film career sucks. she can do better considering she seems cool in interviews and is certainly cute enough. These two suck the interesting out of each other.
There isn't a second in 24 hours where this douche isn't trying to do what he needs to do to become a legitimate "Ac-Tor". I believe every Blind Item about him being so poor he ends up mostly on the cutting room floor yet thinking he's the next DiCaprio on the set. Married to an actress? Check. Erasing the boy band past? Check.
Timberlake is so ugly. I never got it. The pube hair head. Ugh.
UNFORTUNATELY for me, I watched Bad Teacher this weekend and it was a pile of steaming SHIT.
Just like a good whore
He looks like a seagull.
Are they kidding? His former band mates missed a snoozefest! They should be celebrating they didn't have to toast these two wet noodles... ha! ;D
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He annoys the hell out of me. He should have stuck with singing, he's a terrible actor although he fancies himself some sort of master.
Now I have to make mashed potatoes with butter, sour cream, garlic, salt and pepper.
*reports self*
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I don't really give a fuck about Justin and Jessica getting married, however, I have to side with Justin's douchy ass on the whole not inviting the members from N'Sync to his wedding. Why should he? He doesn't owe them an invite. In all probability I'm sure they didn't bother keeping in touch with him unless they wanted something, so why should he invite them? Also, they all seemed like assholes.
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Dick move for not inviting his *NSYNC bandmates; did he at least hire them to be the wedding singers?!
The group as a whole was what made him successful enough to spin off into his solo career; best not to bite the hand that feeds you, Justin. Espesh since your acting career ain't getting you invited to join the Academy anytime soon.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
People magazine should poll the readers to gauge their interest in wedding photos before buying them. I mean, is anyone really standing by their mailbox with anticipation for their next copy of People magazine so that they can get their hands on the wedding photos? Probably not.
Also, it was shitty that he didn't invite his former bandmates to the wedding, especially if it's as Lisbet is saying, he's trying to distance himself from the medium that made him famous a la Marky Mark. If that's the case, I feel like he makes better music than he does acting. I tolerate him on SNL, can't stand him trying to make it on the big screen. Especially since there are talented actors that could do a better job (sideyeing that baseball movie). And did he really invite Questlove (nothing against Quest - he's local to my area and nice) and not Timbaland? Timbaland is the one who helped make him into the solo artist that he did and why his Justified CD still plays on my Ipod.
Bunch of assholery here. Selling wedding photos? Did they at least donate some to charity? Because if you can afford a $6.5 million wedding, you don't need that paltry $300K.
And not inviting your old band members? Also, as dementa put it, a DICK MOVE.
Invite them. If you're really not friends, they'll say they're busy.
Assholes.
I wonder if Justin and Andy Samberg sang Jizz in My Pants at the wedding reception.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Are there really those who were so eager to see the wedding pics? I can't imagine.
Dick move. N'Sync is the reason he gets to pretend he has talent, and I bet he invited people who are higher up on the entertainment food chain that he doesn't know so well. But now that he's trying to be a For Serious Movie Star, I guess he doesn't wanna remind people that he used to be a boybander.
HEY JUSTIN! YOU USED TO BE A BOYBANDER AND YOU DATED BRITNEY SPEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"a chewed-up Styrofoam bowl wearing a veil next to a beige butt plug" Nailed it.
I don't understand why anyone would want to see the wedding or baby pics of some semi-talented celebutards, let alone pay for it.
Those people (celebs) wouldn't even bother to pee on you if you were on fire and they probably will order their bodyguards to beat you up if you dare to make eye contact with them.
Reading Dlisted for free to laugh at their clown antics: yes.
Buying magazines that will only further increase their already overinflated bank-account: no.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:48pm.
I dont get the Jessica Simpson tag. Did I miss something?
That's the most interesting thing about the post.
For a sex tape - yes.
Wedding pictures - who cares?
Justin missed an opportunity here! He and the N'Sync guys could've danced down the aisle of the church! SMH
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Submitted by She She peritta on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:03pm.
2 bowls of mashed potatoes without butter, salt, pepper, or gravy.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I find her so odd looking, not sure maybe it's that her mouth/teeth are too big. I don't he's good looking but he's funny on SNL.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 1:05pm.
it's not like this marriage will last, anyway.
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Break up - get back together.. rinse repeat then add an ultimatum (by Jessica of course) and yeah that's a recipe for a good solid marriage.
I don't know why but I hate these two - so dumb, low-rent, arrogant and snotty-seeming. Bitch and bitch. And Timberlake has some talent but he - they - are also so weirdly joyless despite being so fucking lucky in life (if not in love).
I would like to see one other band members say, "Yeah, it sucks we weren't invited, but maybe we'll get invited to the next one."
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Congrats JT you've married the most boring and bland bitch , and no I don't mean Blake Lively.
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Blerg!!
He's a dick. 'N Sync was his vehicle to fame and fortune. He could have invited those guys. I guess it doesn't matter because it's not like this marriage will last, anyway.
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Hasn't he been shitting on his music days, claiming he was "forced" to do it or something? (Genuine question, I've heard stuff but never paid much attention to what he says, because...c'mon.) And claiming that now he's a Serious Ack-tor?
That might explain why he snubbed his former bandmates, but not all the celebrities. (Unless he actually has that many friends but, again, c'mon.) Music and boy bands are beneath him, don'cha know?
I think N'Synk just caught the 2nd big break of their lives...
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TMZ has a picture of JC Chavez at his brother's wedding in FL that same weekend, saying his brother's wedding had been in the works for over a year.
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I dont get the Jessica Simpson tag. Did I miss something?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
People could've posted a picture of a chewed-up Styrofoam bowl wearing a veil next to a beige butt plug
zackly.
hey wonder how Our Lady of FrappaCheeto is taking this.. Their breakup was the catalyst for her going to cuckootown.