STOP EVERYTHING: The Taliban Is Going After Prince Hot Ginge
After burying her beloved Corgi Monty, this is the last thing The Queen needs today. It's the last thing any of us need. Those stuntin' minions from deep within the musty asshole of Hell are using Prince Hot Ginge's name for some shameless publicity. A rep for the Taliban (yes, they have a rep and no, they don't share one with the Kardashians...I think) announced today that now that they know PHG is stationed at Camp Bastion at Helmond, they're coming for his crystallized ginger ass cheeks. Monday is already gross and now it's gotten a lot grosser, because I'm actually copying + pasting a statement from the damn Taliban (via The Daily Beast):
"Prince Harry came to Afghanistan and he is a high value target for us. We will try to arrest him. Because he is an Apache helicopter pilot, he will target us more. If we are not able to arrest him we will target him."
The Taliban also said that they think sending PHG to Afghanistan is just a propaganda stunt to take the attention away from his naked Las Vegas antics. Yes, they actually said that. Then they kiki'd about Kristen Stewart looking like a haggard skank at TIFF and flipped through Chanel's lookbook to guess which dress Blake Lively wore to her wedding. Those bitches. If they ever get close to PHG, he'll just drop his panties and that will make them drop their guns and pick up their iPhones to take pictures of his royal ginger scepter. And you know, they'll sell those pictures to TMZ too.
Those bitches better watch out, because Prince Hot Ginge WILL gladly fuck all 72 of their virgins and then some.
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Please what a stunt. If even a hair on his head suffered they'd pull him out of there quicker than anything.
"he'll just drop his panties" - LOL, I don't think that would work there MK! ;P
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I thought the Taliban had a mission to die for, not read the Mirror or People mag...like Harry would be sent into combat...He looks ernest hopping into the helicopter, but no, he isn't going anywhere.
yes gMum the Talis are rockin it, playing cards and drinking only tea all night.~ your loving gson harry
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Time to call a spade a spade and nuke the Taliban. Yes innocent lives will be lost, yes, the horror, blah, war, tears, blah blah, tragedy, blah. You don't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs, so...
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And yet the press doesn't think twice about posting about where PH will be and when.
I think Harry is sincere in wanting to serve. Its the media that makes a huge deal of it to the point of violating OPSEC. If I remember, Harry was pissed when he had to be pulled out of the Middle East. I say just let the man serve his country with his brothers and sisters in arms.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Submitted by Dannii on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:09pm.
y'know, i'm starting to think this is an elaborate hoax and harry's been sent back to las vegas or some other place to fiddle about with the locals while the army get all their ginger members together and dangle them in front of the taliban to get them to come out.
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Hopefully they'll use a PHG-inspired blow-up doll instead of real gingers...i'm sure MK has a few extras lying around he can loan them.
If we are lucky, tomorrow night Harry and the Taliban will be dancing around pool tables together naked with hookers and there will be world peace.
That's my 9/11 dream.
@ Bo - yes it is tomorrow. Not today.
OnT: I'm actually leaning with the PR spin idea on this one. If this were an actual threat, we wouldn't be hearing about it, in this manner anyway.
All this "Taliban wanting to kill hero Harry" is Buckingham palace bullshit trying to restore his reputation. He - if at all - is doing a desk job there and occasionally poses for ridiculous Top Gun style pics.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:31pm.
Since when does the Taliban have TMZ on line 1?
A Kardashian connection?
@Bo: WTF?
Submitted by Bo on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:48pm.
Fuck this shit! Tomorrow is the 11th anniversary of our country under attack. Do you not remember!
Shame on you MK. I love you but you must you love your penis more.
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Fuck this shit! Tomorrow is the 11th anniversary of our country under attack. Do you not remember!
Shame on you MK. I love you but you must you love your penis more.
LOL @ "Then they kiki'd about Kristen Stewart looking like a haggard skank at TIFF and flipped through Chanel's lookbook to guess which dress Blake Lively wore to her wedding."
No way in hell is his Royal Gingeness doing hi-risk helicopter attacks. Having said that, it's great that he's helping out in a war zone. A few of our recent ex-presidents and presidential candidates can't say the same.
Since when does the Taliban have TMZ on line 1?
*holds urmomma's earrings* Oh, y'all done fucked up now!!
So they want to kill him...just like they want to kill everyone else fighting against them. It's called war. I'm not sure why this is news. Does any soldier, royal/celebrity or not, ever go into military service without the knowledge that they are a target to their enemies just as their enemies are their own targets? Even if the US/England don't think they're going out there to kill it doesn't take away from the fact that they're dealing with people who don't want them there.
what? -the Taliban are reading TMZ???
Would Allah approve??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
LMAO at sweetas! And it pisses me off that all our men and women are targets, but HOLD MY EARRINGS!!! Shit about to get serious!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by daryl hannah montana on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:36pm.
Yes lets give the American Elite reasons not to allow their precious blobs of DNA enlist in the military. We have enough poor uneducated folk to use as fodder!
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Yes lets give the American Elite reasons not to allow their precious blobs of DNA enlist in the military. We have enough poor uneducated folk to use as fodder!
I have respect for the prince for what he does. No one goes to war for cool points, especially if you're in his position. Stay safe over there.
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:04pm.
you're right, I guess it does... IT'S ALL I GOT!!!
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I don't think he's there..but that's just me....
y'know, i'm starting to think this is an elaborate hoax and harry's been sent back to las vegas or some other place to fiddle about with the locals while the army get all their ginger members together and dangle them in front of the taliban to get them to come out.
i mean, after all, i know the royal family is stupid but they cant be THAT stupid to announce when one of their own goes to the front line in Afghanistan.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:57pm.
VE VILL TARGET ZEE INFIDEL!! VE VILL TOUCH HIZ HINEY VHEN VE CATCH HIM! BIG GULP! TAXIS! 7-11!!!
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Geebus, Jack. If you're gonna insult the motherfuckers you need to use the right accent, that sounds like german. Man, public edumacation. LMAO
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Oh come on. Really? This is the best the Taliban can do? Make it their mission in life to kill a parasitic Royal? Desperate much?
They need to nail every Justin BeeBeeBrain, Kardashian and Falcor if they want to impress me!
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Poor guy. I think he's actually a pretty decent soldier and enjoys trying to be useful, but any time he tries, circumstances send him back home to be the useless "spare to the heir." I hope they leave him in the Middle East but transfer him to a different location.
VE VILL TARGET ZEE INFIDEL!! VE VILL TOUCH HIZ HINEY VHEN VE CATCH HIM! BIG GULP! TAXIS! 7-11!!!
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Submitted by estee logger on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 11:46am.
Yikes........that is frightening. The Taliban probably despises Harry and his "Western depravity".
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considering that the taliban drink alcohol and watch porn i doubt that.
and ol'd princy may be disapointed that its actually 72 raisins, not virgins :(
Submitted by Tonya_Harding on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:50pm.
This is not what i want to be reading while my husband is deployed there! This douche is putting real soldiers in danger by making this a tabloid story. Such bullshit
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EXACTLY what i said few days ago, him being there only heightens everything and its an insult to the troops that this princess is there.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 11:59am.
*yawn*
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*scratches fupa*
Sorry, but I'd like to bomb every member of the Taliban back to the Stone Age whence they came.
These fuckers are EVIL barbaric. Beheading people for listening to music at a party? Done. Poisoning and throwing acid at girls trying to attend school? Done. Public executions for accusations of adultery? Done. Aiding and abetting Al Qaida. Done.
I am not a hateful person, but I say no mercy for these fucks.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is not what i want to be reading while my husband is deployed there! This douche is putting real soldiers in danger by making this a tabloid story. Such bullshit
good a.m bambam, i think the posts jumped on you -- i was just reading your new OP post. i'll answer you back over there ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
All gingers should be brought home from Afghanistan immediately.
Foxxy, welcome to the land of unbridled optimism!!! We are going to the Super Bowl baby!
You know what the 2nd biggest story was yesterday? That's right, R...G...III, Robert Griffin the Third! People are just grinnin' their asses off around here.
If you think people shouldn't go off the deep end after only one game, either you're stupid or just naive. That's how these fools in DC roll!
God, I'm laughing so much at everybody's craziness but I admit to grinning a bit myself. Now I gotta go buy mom an RG3 jersey to wear.
And Papa John's offers a pizza with double toppings after every Skins win, they scored four touchdowns, that means eight toppings. I'm tempted.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
i just hope they chartered a British Airways flight in first class for him.
poor young lad, must have been tough to be in a war for for 48 hours and put hundreds of people's lives at risk because they have try to keep your royal ass alive.
and if the taliban really wanted to get to harry, all they gotta do is train al-qaeda blonde chicks with horse faces, spray them with fake tan, add extensions, jack up their tits, put them in a bikini, bring loads of cocaine, and call harry up for a slumber party.
what an insult to the real troops, by sending this royal pain in the ass, with clarence house's PR machine in tow, setting up photo ops "harry getting in helicopter" "harry kicking ball with soldiers" "harry press red button on helicopter" "harry lives in rough and shits in hole in the ground" and then send it all over the world and watch as the BBC world service creams its panties and broadcasts it on 12 cycles over a 1 hour period.
WTF is anyone doing in Afghanistan? Someone or another has been in that desert for thirty years and eventually, you just leave. So could we please just leave already.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:15pm.
If that's what it tales to keep his boring ass off dlisted, so be it.
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#pleasedon'tbanmetooMK
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wasn't he scheduled to go to Afghanistan *before* Vegas? I read that his military assignment prompted the adorably PG-13 hotel fun in the first place; is that true, or did his assignment change after the pictures went public? I don't remember the source so I don't know what the deal really is.
I KNEW when the story broke from Vegas it wasn't his being naked or drunk or stoned or whatever, it was that he let himself be so vulnerable to attack that the British government and Royals were furious. He'll never see that personal guard or his bad apple best friend "Skippy" again.
"Why does England think that?"
cos Diana's death wasn't even a teensy weensy bit suspicious! Said with a dollop of English sarcasm ;)
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:07pm.
Team Buttermilk! you can never post that clip enough as far as i'm concerned. his timing and aim are impeccable!
ETA: ooohhhh she's a girl goat, i thought Buttermilk was boy. now it's even funnier hahahahahahaha
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Quel Suprise! what a great excuse to bring him back home after a week or so, just like the first time he went out there.
My fellow Brits have been lapping this PR exercise up. Now that his psuedo career is taken care of (I predict retirement from the military) he can get back to his real job of naked partying.
Ahahahha Mike! Really PR guy, I'm not terrified at all. Barely mildly concerned.
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 11:58am.
I said this yesterday, if for some reason the royals are getting tired of Harry's antics and he really isn't Prince Charle's son, it wouldn't be a shock if something bad happened to him over there. They've done things like that before to their own.
Why does England think that?
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I don't know. Let me get them on the phone, I'll report back to you what they say.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
come mr taliban, tally me banana, daylight come and me want go home.
i know im not the only ho in the village who thought those were the lyrics to that song....
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:19pm.
He needs to work on his malevolence. I just wasn't feeling it in this statement.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 11:58am.
I said this yesterday, if for some reason the royals are getting tired of Harry's antics and he really isn't Prince Charle's son, it wouldn't be a shock if something bad happened to him over there. They've done things like that before to their own.
Why does England think that?