Janet, Jermaine, Randy And Rebbie Are Selfish Bitches!

August 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Katherine Jackson and TJ Jackson were officially named co-guardians of Paris, Blanket and Prince today, and in her declaration, Mama Jackson took off her wig, got comfortable and let it all out. In the declaration, Mama Jackson threw a “here comes the truth, heffas” side-eye at Janet, Randy, Jermaine and Rebbie when she said that she suspects she was tricked into taking that trip to Arizona. Mama Jackson has seen the light and she’s spilling the truth. “I’ve got all your numbers, hussies!” – Mama Jackson to her sneaky bitch ass kids

TMZ says that Katherine was all set to drive to New Mexico to see her sons in concert, but then an unnamed doctor showed up to her house and told her that she should fly instead of taking a car. Katherine says she trusted her doctor, so she got on the plane, but was hit with a whole lot of WTF when she ended up in Tucson instead of New Mexico. When Katherine wondered why she was in Tucson, she was told that she has high blood pressure and needed to rest at a spa. If there’s one thing a memaw can’t resist, it’s rest at a spa, so she went. When she got to the spa, her iPad and cell phone were taken away and the phone in her room was disconnected. Katherine couldn’t even watch her stories on TV, because they shut the TV off. Suddenly she knew what it felt like to be one of Tommy Girl’s wives.

Katherine didn’t know her grandchildren were going crazy on Twitter about her being missing and she was constantly told that Paris, Blanket and Prince were fine. Katherine went on to write in the declaration, “At the time, I trusted the people I was with to be honest with me.”

This leads me to the NEWS FROM THE GODS that fell onto my eyes like clouds made of glitter today. CNN says that Oprah has made the best decision of her career by giving La Toya Jackson a reality show on OWN. Unfortunately, La Toya’s show isn’t a reality version of Murder She Wrote and doesn’t follow her as she solves crimes, but her show will still save the entire network. Oprah can thank Detective La Toya later. The thing is, La Toya’s show doesn’t air until 2013 and it hasn’t even started shooting yet. So why didn’t Randy and his band of plastic-faced kidnappers wait until La Toya’s show started shooting before they put their scheme into motion?

All the drama could’ve been captured in front of reality TV cameras and in the show’s season finale, La Toya could’ve rescued Katherine from her spa prison! You know, Detective La Toya would’ve gone undercover as a maid, snuck into Katherine’s room and escaped through the air conditioning vents before zip-lining across the property to a waiting helicopter. But noooo, Randy and those bitches would never let that happen, because they are jealous of La Toya and won’t ever let her be great. Selfish bitches!

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