The Good Shit, The Bad Shit Or Crumbled Feta?
RiRi (aka the EDGEST and HARDEST bitch in the EDGY and HARD game) posted a bunch of pictures from Coachella on her Instragram and she included this one of her dealing with a mysterious substance on her paid slut carrier's bald head. The Mirror tried to get to the bottom of this by zooming up close to see exactly what kind of situation is happening on dude's head. These are the possibilities:
1. Spoiled coke bought from a Lohan.
2. Hacked up curdled cum (it happens).
3. Feta cheese, because there's always time for feta cheese.
4. Dandruff. Dude is such a man that even his dandruff is full of testosterone.
5. Weed hit by a camera flash.
RiRi is rolling a blunt, so obviously it's weed whitewashed by the flash, but that shouldn't be the story here. The real story is that RiRi is using the head of her bodyguard (or whoever he is) as a human coffee table. Dude already has to carry this ho around like he's her paid human lifeguard chair and then he has to deal with her scratching his head with her plastic red roach nails while rolling a blunt? I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even let my own abuelita roll a blunt on my head. Okay, yes I would, but only because I really believe letting your grandma roll a blunt on your head is something you should experience in life.
This dude is a majorly devoted employee. If that was me, I would've scooped the weed from my head and screamed "WATCH FOR FALLING HOS" before leaning back. Then I'd roll my own blunt while walking to the unemployment office.
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THIS.......AWESOME AND WELL SAID........
""""It seems we have a generation of pop and rock stars that haven't a fucking CLUE as to how to be cool. You don't try and ACT cool you just ARE cool and there is a HUGE difference. Posing every single opportunity you get every time someone point a camera at you is not only uncool it's pathetic.
Today's "stars" act like that highschool dbag kid that tries so hard to fit in and be cool, you know the one that drinks a beer or a takes a toke and then staggers around telling everyone "I'm so fucking wasted man"
The cool guys pounded the beer, smoked the dope and kept their mouths shut and almost pretended they weren't fucked up if you know what I mean. """""""""""""
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:18pm.
So over this chick and her antics. Its like Chris Brown seriously knocked something loose when he gave her the beatdown.
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SMH in agreement...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
I had to google it too, and that was FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Submitted by Margo on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 4:05pm.
Well, it's nice to be warned that you are a drug-addled racist skanky beyotch. But thank you, I am not and never have been, and I am proud of that.
Seriously, she's becoming like the black Ke$ha.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That guys head is probably what 3/4's of Hollywood's vaginas look like.
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Meh. Riri, Katy (Perry) and Gaga are the antichrists of feminism - the stuff they're doing and what they're wearing is not "cool" or showing that they're strong women, they have no clue about what they're doing. They have no idea what "strong" means - they're 4 year old Barbies or better brainless inflatable dolls.
I hope they'll have a sex change so I would be less embarrassed to hear them opening their mouths or typing their useless shit on twitter.
Submitted by Hoegarten on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:41pm.
Did she ever apologize for the rice cake twitter picture? I know her career thrives on her not being apoligetic but she really needs to apoligize for that shit.
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I had to google that rice cake mess...maybe I missed that day on the D...and what I have to say is WTF, is she serious with that shit? That's ridiculously childish and nasty, even for her. Reminds me of the time Julia Roberts wore the "A Low Vera" shirt which was not-so-subtly meant to throw shade at husband Danny Moder's ex-wife. Show some class, for fuck's sake.
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Submitted by NDNchief on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 7:05pm.
http://www.leafonly.com/fronto_leaf_dark_air_cured_tobacco.php
thanks -- never knew that's what those big leaves are called. not my cup of tea - not big on tobacco
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's pot, and while I don't smoke, I could give a fuck who does. The thing that bugs me is that she is using the dudes head as her table, like he is some object or something.
If you are gonna smoke pot, at least roll the shit up BEFORE you get to the show, and don't treat those you deem lesser, like a fucking piece of furniture.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:58pm.
Detective Foxxy sees weed (some spots of green among the head stuff's whiteness) about to be put in mango or peach rolling paper.
/Team J.O.B. or /Bambu 1 1/4 wide
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Submitted by Hoegarten on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 6:41pm.
There may be some good reasons for that. It's difficult to seriously pursue a music career on the island of Barbados, so she is less likely to seek venues to showcase her talent that she was honing. Maybe she only took up singing right before Jay-Z held that open audition, and she was chosen simply because of her looks.
I dunno. Thoughts?
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I read something once from one of Jay Zs handlers that originally, she was in a group with 2 other girls and they were trying to do the 3LW/TLC thing, anyway, this group preformed all over the island in talent shows, parades, carnivals....things of that nature but when they walked in to interview with Jay Z, the guy said the other two girls were almost immediately forgotten and all the attention in the room went straight to her because she had that "it" factor. The next week she was signed and off to new york and the rest is history...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Detective Foxxy sees weed (some spots of green among the head stuff's whiteness) about to be put in mango or peach rolling paper.
/Team J.O.B. or /Bambu 1 1/4 wide
and if some child thinks Rihanna is a role model? that's a big fail on the part of whomever is raising the child, not Rihanna
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't know if she tries hard to be sexy and edgy. I just think she makes absolutely no attempts at being classy. People find that fascinating. I believe every girl should enjoy their early twenties and live life to the fullest at that time.
Did she ever apologize for the rice cake twitter picture? I know her career thrives on her not being apoligetic but she really needs to apoligize for that shit.
Regarding the rumor of her having been a teenage prostitute that was discovered during her course of work in Barbados, there's some good evidence that it is true. Despite her popularity, there are never any of those "behind he music/ biography" type shows about her childhood and rise to fame. Also, with all of the other singers that are out, there are lots of videos of them as an amatuer singer. With Rihanna there is only one, right before she got signed.
There may be some good reasons for that. It's difficult to seriously pursue a music career on the island of Barbados, so she is less likely to seek venues to showcase her talent that she was honing. Maybe she only took up singing right before Jay-Z held that open audition, and she was chosen simply because of her looks.
I dunno. Thoughts?
I don't care what it is, as long as it kills her. *crosses fingers*
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
I think she rocks, she isn't at all trying as hard as Katy Perry does. I think she is naturally edgy, walking that fine line of not crossing over the edge.
You know she is a good time, crazy in a not Lohan way is hot. Makes things interesting...
Disrespectful bitch. And there was a photo of her somewhere clearly smoking it, but nobody mentioned that in the comments. I was sorta baffled. Not that I care, but she's a dick for wearing spiked shorts and sitting on the head of some man rolling joints. She's just an asshole of disrespect. She think she's Cleopatra or something?!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I've had weed that looks white. It had a lot of white hairs and was super THC crystally. It's not sticky icky but it does crumble like feta like in that pic.
Since when is smokin weed a big deal?
Is she smoking turbos now? Usually it's weed and crack,but seeing as RiRi is a high post bitch, coke it is.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
I can't work up much comment for this. I don't know if it's good or bad for legalization of marijuana to see this. Actually, it kind of looks like she's trying to bring back slavery, but in the end she's too boring to work up much hate for. I'm so over her and Chris Brown.
Doing pictures like this ultimately hurts her because it's overexposure. Who is going to care about some interview with her when you've seen her roll a blunt on her slave's head in public? She will have to step it up to Lohan/Spears levels or no one is going to be able to sell a story about her, and so then they move on to the next thing.
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RiRi smdh. Out of control, but whatever Edgey, meh! Wonder if this helps or hurts her image with her target demographic?!
As for the dude, he lovin' RiRi chocha on his neck! Even if he doesn't show it. And MK, don't lie chile, yeah right "watch for falling hos" even, PHG, AC... RIIIIGGHT? ;p
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She is young and having fun! I've done worse, and so have you hypocrites.
Now if only she made good music.
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For your health.
It's just weed, who gives a fuck? Most of America sucks on prescription pills 24/7, now THAT is trashy.
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For your health.
That girl feels like a user in so many ways....
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I'll admit to liking some of her music. Other than that, she's gotten pretty annoying, in a Taylor Momsen kind of way. When I see somebody try so damn hard, I get 2nd hand embarrassment.
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She has enough to pay a slave for shoulder rides but she wants to roll whatever that thing is herself with her ridiculous chinese emperor claws.
i realy think the long finger nail claw is the mark of a vapid woman, 'look at meeee!!! My long nails make me so feminine and helpless, i can't do anything, can't even wipe after a crap I'm so helpless. Very attractive.
She has enough to pay a slave for shoulder rides but she wants to roll whatever that thing is herself with her ridiculous chinese emperor claws.
i realy think the long finger nail claw is the mark of a vapid woman, 'look at meeee!!! My long nails make me so feminine and helpless, i can't do anything, can't even wipe after a crap I'm so helpless. Very attractive.
Submitted by kylimayrow on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:14pm.
Can you guys seriously sit here and say everytime "love in a hopeless place" come on you don't want to get up and jump around?
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I wanna get up and kick someone in the face, if that's what you mean:)
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ROBIN seems emotionally stunted at about 16 years old. She has the immaturity of a defiant, bratty teenager stomping her foot.-- Rockwell
I totally agree Rockwell..when young people make it "big" it really does affect their maturity. The rest of the world evolves and they stay behind. Its pathetic to the point where you are just plain annoyed.
STOP YOUR SHIT RIRI
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I really like her music, too. Watch n' Learn is my jam! I even like Birthday Cake.
*standing in a corner with you*
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Douchechill!
Seriously, its just clean melodies with a good beat and catchy lyrics. Not mozart, not Ralph from the Simpsons doing an Clarinet solo, just good music to listen to on your drive or a night out. Nothin wrong with that...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:58pm.
Who scratches out a line of the good shit with a damn Dorito?
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Someone with a SHITLOAD of blow.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:58pm.
Don't forget "S S S… M M M!" Or as one online reviewer put it, "Ass ass ass… ham ham ham!"
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Oh yeah. She put Perez in that video. Definitely lost what little cred she had there.
We get it, we get it, you pose without panties and do cocaine. YAWN. Please go away, attention whore!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:55pm.
I think she's cool, edgy and her music IS NOT for kids....that's Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Bierbers job.
Can you guys seriously sit here and say everytime "love in a hopeless place" come on you don't want to get up and jump around?
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hahahah NO.... I have heard better circuit music by "unknowns" at a dingy old club than the music that is manufactured for her. Sorry, but her shit is overrated and the woman has no real talent expect to show some skin and bounce around. She cant sing nor is she a dancer what she is is a over paid drama skit that will burn out like Witney Houston minus the actual singing talent. Plus her attitude is horrible and for someone who has been built up as she has should know better.
I agree her attitude could be better, but seriously.....how many good mucians, actors, etc also come with a good attitude? I cant name one.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:58pm.
Don't forget "S S S… M M M!" Or as one online reviewer put it, "Ass ass ass… ham ham ham!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
ROBIN here is pathetic! She is doing everything possible to be the anti-Beyonce. I think ROBIN, being a protégé of Jay-Z, thought she could step in between him and Bouncey.
ROBIN seems emotionally stunted at about 16 years old. She has the immaturity of a defiant, bratty teenager stomping her foot.
The entirety of the "celebrity" world is like a very bad version of high school. A bunch of immature assholes trying to outdo each other, not realizing they are all the epitome of stupidity. Yeah, I rhymed.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:58pm.
Who scratches out a line of the good shit with a damn Dorito?
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Seriously. Who? Who? Who? Who, who snuffed the good sheet?
Who? WhOO WHOO WHOOOOOOOOO?
(do I sound crazy yet)? If yes. Thank you. *bows*
oh yeah bitch, you iz so gangsta. please - like smoking weed or doing blow is so hardcore...
give me a picture of her slumped over the wheel of a car with a needle poking out of her arm and then get back to me. otherwise, she's as lightweight as her music.
Oh RiRi, you are so badass! Yawn.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:29pm.
Why is Chanel making such ugly trashy clothing and accessories? Did Ed Hardy buy the company or something?
Jeez. Chanel used to mean something.
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Lol, I can't comment on the clothes but they have some sexy new ladies glasses out that ba-buttons likes.
Moreover, the ad campaign includes the immortal Linda Evangelista!! She looks so unbelievably hot, like she literally hasn't aged a day.
ba-buttons smugly recalls meeting her at a TIFF party once, now the bitch won't stop calling...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:55pm.
I think she's cool, edgy and her music IS NOT for kids....that's Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Bierbers job.
Can you guys seriously sit here and say everytime "love in a hopeless place" come on you don't want to get up and jump around? When "talk that talk" comes on you don't sing the chorus?
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Every time "Love in a Hopeless Place" comes on I turn the radio IMMEDIATELY. "Talk that Talk" is basically just a rip off of her own, better, song "Rude Boy". The absolute worst song though is "Take Care" I seriously almost crashed my car trying to turn the station the other day it is so fucking awful. I would rather listen to 10 Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift or Beiber songs than listen to that shit one more time.
If that's bird poop that dude should leave immediately and go straight to Vegas.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 2:39pm.
frumunda cheese.
"dies laughing like the fifteen year old boy I really am"
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LMAO along with CTH!
Who scratches out a line of the good shit with a damn Dorito?
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"So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up." ~ Kenny Powers
Speaking of Kimmie K...the mayor is appointed by city council members in Glendale or wherever. It is NOT an elected office. But I'm sure she knew that beforehand.
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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.