In Case You Missed It, Brandy & Monica's Musical Reunion
It was almost 14 years ago when you bought the instrumental CD of "The Boy is Mine" at Sam Goody just so you could sing both parts in your bedroom, and Monica and Brandy's voices are back together for a new single called "It All Belongs To Me" that will be on both of their new albums. It should've been called "The Check is Mine," because this is not the shit I've been waiting 14 years for. Any song that name drops Facebook should be poked all the way to the bottom of the charts.
If I was listening to this boring mess in the car, I would've fallen asleep at the wheel, lost control and killed somebody. This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after the producers scraped their dimes together and realized they can't afford the rights to "Irreplaceable." I'm just going to use my imagination to pretend that I never heard this and that Monica and Brandy are still working on a follow-up to "The Boy is Mine" called "You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash)."
via The Daily What
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wow that song was 14 years ago now? damm i must be getting old because i remember doing a duet with/against myself in the mirror.
MK you lie about the Facebook reference... 3:24 is the best facebook reference was the best Ive ever heard!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cgSqw4z4FSw
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The reunion of 2 has-beens that no one missed. Very sweet story.
WTF happened to Monica's face? She looks like one of those Asians that got the eye-widening surgery in that pic
hahaha the dick is trash could be mokenstefs comeback song to hes mine also LOL .. have to admit I loooovvveeedd the boy is mine when it first came out brandy n monica used to be the shit when their 1st albums dropped. I'd say its a little too late to be linkin back up tho, cant say id be interested in hearing or even buying the track now that im an adult ... meh. What we really need in our lives is a Erykah Badu Jill Scott duet YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
I liked it when I was a young but now that I'm grown I realize that "The Boy Is Mine" is a horrible piece of shit song. All that screaming passed off as singing.
"You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash)."
*dead*
Didn't Brandy kill someone? The victims should never be forgotten.
"The Boy is Mine" -I loved that song back in the day. LMAO.
I liked the old song, except when Monica says, "From the truth you can't EXCAPE". Makes me batshit crazy.
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Monica had a nice song out a couple years ago but I think it was too ol' school slow jam/verbal acrobatics for mainstream. she needs club bangers if she wants to get to the top these days.
yeah its not the same...should a just redone the boy is mine smh!
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
BRANDY AAAAAND MONICA ??? Recombination? Now I can perish happy. BTW doesn’t “the boy is mine” sound like Jlo’s “if you had my love…” just with slightly different Casio bossa nova mode
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:40am.
Hahahaha. Seriously, though.
But I do miss the days when Kim Kartrashians only job was to shop for this bitch.
Who are these people?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Am I supposed to know these women?
Just keep that bitch Brandy away from anything even resembling a car and we should be alright.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 9:09am
I know right? Madonna was wrong! Time does NOT go by, so slowly.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
some things need to stay in the 90's...this coupling is one of them...
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:28am.
If I'd had to bet my life there was only one person singing on that song, I'd be dead right now, apparently. There were TWO whiny-sounding girls with stuffy noses singing that mess? Dang!
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BAHAHAHA or as Brandy and Monica would say: "baaaahyyaaaayyyaaaayaahaayayaya."
What do you mean went hood? Monica was always hood. Clive Davis just did a good job of concealing it. But just like Whitney, the ghetto won out and crackery ensued...
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daaaamn...it's been that long???
this shit is an auto-tuned, land fill of a mess.
agreed agreed. but, honestly, nothing could have ever measured up to "the boy is mine"
That was 14 years ago?!?!?!?
Jesus.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8grTOP5hQ
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:40am.
sorry i missed it. i was busy wiping my ass w/ their dead careers
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*squeals with laughter*
At least Brandy can fall back on her career as a spokes person for fake hair extensions.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Who now?
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Yeah....this song is terrible.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Total lesbians.
Here you go S&F
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Remember when Monica went all hood for a hot minute in the mid 2000s? Bitch, stick to your "Angel of Mine" shit.
Fuck beans. Now I'm gonna have "The Boy Is Mine" stuck in my head all day. And that's the only line I know.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
where is the bitchy video where they are in separate rooms lip synching about their desire for each other's cunts?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
sorry i missed it. i was busy wiping my ass w/ their dead careers
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I swear MK can see into my past!
*Grabs hairbrush to sing Monica's Just One of Them Days*
I could never take Brandy seriously as a singer though. She'll always be Moesha and the sister of crooked dick.
I was reading this all "la-di-da" in my cube until I got to "That Dick is Trash" and broke into explosive laughter. Damn you MK!!!! LOL
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If I'd had to bet my life there was only one person singing on that song, I'd be dead right now, apparently. There were TWO whiny-sounding girls with stuffy noses singing that mess? Dang!
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Monica is still kinda doing her thing on the r&b side, brandy not so much. On a positive note I like Monica's other new songs, this not so much. I did try tho