When Dickmatization Leads You To The Dark Side, AGAIN
Answering "yes" to the question "Is the dick so good that it makes you want to double slap yourself?" is one thing. But answering "yes" to the question "Is the dick so good that you're willing to get triple punched into the E.R.?" is another.
UsWeekly has echoed (see: copy and pasted) CDAN's blind item about how RiRi is eating the cake again, Anna Mae, by hopping on the pool noodle dick attached to the rage-stuffed ass roid who Ike Turnered her in the eye several times.
Some "music industry insider" tells UsWeekly that RiRi's coochie found lust on a hopeless ass again and it's been going on for about a year.
"She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A. They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well. Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that."
Chris Brown's spokeswhore punched the letters L, I and E into this story and claim that he's not stepping out on his girlfriend Karrueche Tran. But the L.A. Times recently put their magnifying glass to a few Tweets from RiRi. RiRi Twatted this mess right after pics of Chris with his piece spending New Year's together came out:
How can you lie to her, while u lay with me???.....If you don't have an answer, you don't have to answer.
That Tweet is a wreck and doesn't have an ounce of sense on it, so it's probably just a lyric to one of RiRi's songs. But if UsWeekly and CDAN are right, then I hope that all those huge ass blunts RiRi is getting baked on in Hawaii will erase the part of her brain that is telling her Chris Brown's dangerous dick is crack and her pussy is Pete Doherty. Weed don't fail us now!
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Someone said that the comments about Rihanna giving it back to Chris sounded racist. Disagree, she just seems sort of aggressive and not a wallflower and that's where the comments are coming from.
Also, there definitely is sexism when it comes to violence.
Anecdotal story: In college some girl was totally nuts. She would hit her boyfriend, destroy his property, sneak into his place, threaten any girl he talked to, etc. all the time. No one really made a huge deal about her repeated violence. One day the guy lost it after ~4 years of her bullshit and hit her back ONCE. That was it, he forever had the rep for "hitting women" (even though it was only her and only once) while she had the pity of being a "victim" in a domestic violence incident. Neither one should have hit each other but it's BS that she got off with condolences after her years of the same behavior. Two random things to note: she was bigger than him so her punches were not dainty ones and she was asian (so no, when people think Rihanna punches back it's not because she's black).
this is just sad. it never seemed like she wanted to do that interview with diane sawyer where she spoke out about domestic abuse...it seemed like she just wanted to be back with chris. i just hope this doesn't end even more badly than it already did.
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This is like autoerotic asphyxiation, or self mutilation. Riri likes getting beat up. It turns her on. She likes that he is with another girl and she has him on the side and taunts them on twitter. It's a sex game for her. It's not fun if it doesn't hurt. Look at all the pictures of her at Carnivale and other parties. She is turned on when it's dangerous.
Actually I heard it was 13 times before a woman will leave an abusive relationship, if she isn't killed before that. It's almost an addiction: her brain is wired in such a way that she is attracted to his behavior. He loves it, because in his mind, he's in the right. She's encouraging him to treat her like shit, screw other low-esteemed women and then they have sex. They get off on people's disapproval of the relationship. The part she doesn't understand is that it is corrosive to her physically, psychologically, etc. She would have to change too. Pathetic.
People have short memories. Not long after the beatdown, RiRi BRAGGED about liking it rough in bed. She has been offensively over sexed in everything she does and says. She certainly hasn't said anything about love or emotional dependency. Does she "deserve" to be beaten? Noone does. Could CB have been rehabilitated? Possible, but considering other things he has done since, doubtful. But this is not a woman who is financially tied to this situation on any level and I doubt she is emotionally tied to the guy . SHE asked for the restraining order to be lifted. If she puts herself in harms way, it is by CHOICE. And considering what she has said about her sick urges, she wants it "that way".
All that slappin' around and no one slapped any sense into Ri-ho-ho yet?!
Let me try...
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Wow, this is some General Hospital shit! Her father needs to have a talk with her. My Dad would not ALLOW me to let him touch me ever again and I am far too old to listen to my father. But, trust, he would not allow this.
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 4:41pm.
Uh, she DID leave. For a few years. Now she's coming back voluntarily.
I have sympathy for women who are too impoverished to leave, or in fear of their lives, or have been brainwashed into thinking they can't leave. Rihanna is clearly none of these things. She's rich, she wasn't in danger after leaving him, and they've been splitsville for years.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 4:41pm.
To all those ppl dissing her, it takes an average of 7 times for an abused person to leave. These are difficult issues, and there's no reason to get angry with her. She's just a young person learning, and in real life, telling a person you're angry over a decision like this has the opposite effect. Best thing to say is that you're there if needed, as much as that sucks. But I hope her handlers keep her safe should anything bad happen.
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Christ, I know dlisted is full of cunts, but there's a point where it stops being funny and witty and just mean and pathetic.
But I'm assuming that's because so many of you hate your lives. One only has to glance at open post to see that.
I hope she takes some Karate lessons soon!
This is RIDIC! It better be just hype. Do they have any albums coming out?
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 5:38pm.
Fine, but she is not the average person.
She is the average person - with money and many many teenaged female fans who imitate her to the best of their ability.
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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 6:37pm.
so he's been seeing two women for over a year and hasn't smacked nar a bitch up....
He may have gotten some intense therapy and anger management help - or he may be beating on them and nobody's saying anything about it. You never know.
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Submitted by DivasGone on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
She probably kicks his ass just as much as he kicks hers. She's just half his size.
EXACTLY. hHat's why men shouldn't hit women. Testosterone gives them added strength, and on top of that they are bigger. It's a game for bullies.
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so he's been seeing two women for over a year and hasn't smacked nar a bitch up....
and both of those bitches are obnoxious...
so I think he may actually be growing up a little....
She's a size queen, plain and simple. The only thing this is about is her not being able to let go of his big wang. It's pretty lame if you ask me. She's a total whore. But hey, it's her prerogative.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 4:41pm.
To all those ppl dissing her, it takes an average of 7 times for an abused person to leave. These are difficult issues, and there's no reason to get angry with her. She's just a young person learning, and in real life, telling a person you're angry over a decision like this has the opposite effect. Best thing to say is that you're there if needed, as much as that sucks. But I hope her handlers keep her safe should anything bad happen
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Fine, but she is not the average person. She has resources and choices. She's just stupid.
Sean Penn beat Madonna, and she didn't divorce him for a year after his felony charge.
Ike Turner beat Tina for 16 years.
Halle Berry stuck around, too.
This is a club that has many members. Rihanna is just today's public face. The major difference is that we see the excruciating play-by-play. I still think she's an idiot because I cannot fathom such a life, but she's not the ONLY idiot, and that is morbidly fascinating.
gorgeous face. amazing body and shit for brains...this makes me feel the serious sads...too many women, myself included, go back to the punisher...for really who knows what...self esteem...low. probably
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 12:10pm.
Forgiving a guy for slapping you in the heat of the moment may be one thing,
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not defending any abusive men out there but there are women who like to hit and get hit back.
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I can't help but think these "she -probably gave it to him too reek of racism. Just because she's a black woman doesn't mean she's automatically some crazy woman who would beat on a guy.--------------------------------------------
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I can't help but think these "she -probably gave it to him too reek of racism. Just because she's a black woman doesn't mean she's automatically some crazy woman who would beat on a guy.--------------------------------------------
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when you lay w/ dogs...fuck it you know the rest.
dumb ho got enuff $$ & her pick of muchachos to stay the fuck outta this asshole life
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To all those ppl dissing her, it takes an average of 7 times for an abused person to leave. These are difficult issues, and there's no reason to get angry with her. She's just a young person learning, and in real life, telling a person you're angry over a decision like this has the opposite effect. Best thing to say is that you're there if needed, as much as that sucks. But I hope her handlers keep her safe should anything bad happen.
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Submitted by DivasGone on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
Not that it makes it right but I would bet this Bonbon in my hand that Riri gives it as good as she takes it. She probably kicks his ass just as much as he kicks hers. She's just half his size. These two deserve each other. It's not like they're a middle class couple stuck in a marriage because of kids and finances. They're together because they love the drama and the chaos and the forbidden love BS... Punch it out, bitches. But Riri better step up her game. Next time, she's gonna have to hit him over the head with that auto-tune machine..
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I will agree that she gives it to him as well.. she was no angel in all this.. not saying what he did was ok but it was not.. but to place sole blame on a guy and not the girl is sexist.. she should have had a fallen out from the media as well.. but instead was "victim" i don't feel bad for this girl.. never did..
Submitted by DivasGone on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:51pm.
Not that it makes it right but I would bet this Bonbon in my hand that Riri gives it as good as she takes it. She probably kicks his ass just as much as he kicks hers. She's just half his size. These two deserve each other. It's not like they're a middle class couple stuck in a marriage because of kids and finances. They're together because they love the drama and the chaos and the forbidden love BS... Punch it out, bitches. But Riri better step up her game. Next time, she's gonna have to hit him over the head with that auto-tune machine..
pretty much. *thumbs up*
first time posting. i dig Migraineuse. she tells it like it is. i think most humans in general suck, male and female. which is why chris brown and rihanna get so much attention and airplay in the first place. she's a horrible example to her audience, which is mostly made up of young girls. i saw her video for "we found love" song yesterday. it's no wonder teens today are so oversexed.
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Whether or not they're actually sleeping together is beside the point. It's publicity for both of them. When it suits her, she'll play the "oh woe is me, my childhood sucked & that's why I let him beat me, etc" card, write some book, go on the OWN network...parlay it into another million dollars or two.
Then JayZ will get involved...he & CB will have "beef" or some lame ass shit. Really I'm sick of RiRi...guarantee she's the one who calls the paparazzi to watch her smoke blunts, to prove what a "badass" she is. She posts almost nude pics to her Twatter account on a regular basis....she goes to the La Lohan school of ATTENTION WHORE & everyone buys into it.
I think Chris Brown failed by *not* beating her into the coma then shooting himself in the head.
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MadgesVadge, would you want your daughter *if you have one* to date him? To forgive him after beating her damn near into a coma?
And the youth excuse...you don't need to be an adult to know that beating another person is wrong.
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Madge's Vadge, this guy has repeatedly shown that he has not changed. He is immature, and has a violent streak. Go look up CDAN's Blind Item Reveals on Jan 1st for an example.
He is a piece of shit, and she is an idiot with no self respect.
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Not gonna say that one decision is better than another. Also not going to say that violence is acceptable. But I will say that every situation is different and everyone has the right to make their own choices. Rihanna has never asked the public to sympathize or feel sorry for her. The media has done all the villainizing/victimizing. As such, she has the right to determine what's best for her.
And I'll probably get slammed for this, but whenever anyone talks about these two, no one ever stops to think that people can actually change, and that forgiveness is the best healer. These two were KIDS when this happened, and your 20's are like dog years in terms of experiences. I know it's not historically or mathematically probable, but maybe he has proven to her that he can turn around.
Just wanted to put that out there because while there are some real assholes in the world, there are also many great, loving and compassionate men.
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I don't care if she's back with Chris Brown...what I took the time to log in and comment about is how the story in the daily mail referring to her smoking is written geared toward idiots who have no clue about the marijuana smoking slang.
that is all.
double post, but while I'm here - Misanthrope, I agree. From the outside it looks like Rihanna has everything, and she's risking her health over some asshole loser. It makes me wonder what went on in her childhood.
Or it could just be the Illuminati brainwashing, who knows? :)
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EC, I have followed Migraineuse's posts over time - that's why I think she's talking about something systemic. But, hey - I could be wrong. I'm not a mind reader. I tend to look at things in a "society-as-a-whole" kind of way, so that's probably why I see her posts like that.
Again, I can't speak for anybody else.
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Ok for what it's worth I'm sure to catch hell over this but... There are a lot of women who because of low esteem, dafdy issues, mental problems or just bad choices, end up with abusers. They are isolated from family and friends, have no education or skills, kids they can't feed, and are afraid of being stalked and killed or their kids killed or taken should they leave! And here's this Barbadian dumbass who has money and people and nothing holding her back except herself. So in her circumstance this is a CHOICE she is making. Its her life and she has the right. I really hope she doesn't get hurt again.
Not that it makes it right but I would bet this Bonbon in my hand that Riri gives it as good as she takes it. She probably kicks his ass just as much as he kicks hers. She's just half his size. These two deserve each other. It's not like they're a middle class couple stuck in a marriage because of kids and finances. They're together because they love the drama and the chaos and the forbidden love BS... Punch it out, bitches. But Riri better step up her game. Next time, she's gonna have to hit him over the head with that auto-tune machine..
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:41pm.
Sorry Jack, but you know I can never keep quiet! I am a hopeless gossip!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:36pm.
TR, you obviously have not followed Migraineuse's posts, because they are ALWAYS negative about men, not just a "system" that seemingly favors men, but men in general. To me, someone who repeatedly bashes men IS a man hater. Today's posts are minor in comparison to others she has made over time.
I just was asking if she really did hate men, as all of her posts are geared in that direction.
I am not trying to be mean, I just do not understand the harshness of her posts most of the time, and sometimes they border on being slightly offensive to men.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 1:31pm.
I have also said this same thing to a male friend of mine who paints every woman with the same brush as the one who fucked him over.
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Evil, my point is that maybe Migraineuse doesn't hate MEN, so much, but hates a system that comes down hard on women for their foolish, self-destructive behaviours, but isn't nearly so punishing to abusive men.
I can't speak for Migraineuse, of course.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 2:09pm.
I am fairly certain there are surveys and studies to back up my experience (not personal but with troubled couples i knew up close) that when a man hits his woman for the first time it is called THE BEGINNING.
There is no such thing as a one-time slip when it comes to violence against women. A man either is the type who hits a woman or he isn't, period.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 1:43pm.
Your point?
I am fairly certain there are surveys and studies to back up my experience (not personal but with troubled couples i knew up close) that when a man hits his woman for the first time it is called THE BEGINNING.
There is no such thing as a one-time slip when it comes to violence against women. A man either is the type who hits a woman or he isn't, period.
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Submitted by guruXen on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 12:10pm.
It's a shame Rhiana takes so much heat for falling for a creep, when it's really the creep who should be getting reamed. Yeah, what Rhianna does is foolish, but what Chris Brown does is sick and criminal.
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For what it's worth, I read Migraineuse's posts as a criticism of patriarchy.
pa·tri·arch·y/ˈpātrēˌärkē/
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A system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.
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Rihanna is a braindead dumbass. Seriously. I think she lacks the capacity to think clearly for herself. She's the black shitney spears...
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