Poor Joe Jonas had the aches in his stomach so bad on Sunday that he had to check into the emergency room at The Children’s Hospital in L.A. Yes, the fucking children’s hospital. I did hear once that Joe Jonas has the esophagus of a 5-year-old boy (No Sandusky). TMZ says that Joe was partying hard in Chicago on Friday night, yodeled out musical notes during a concert on Saturday night and when he got back to L.A. on Sunday his insides were gurgling like the soul-devouring minion Disney implanted in there was trying to eat its way out.
Joe’s spokeswhore wouldn’t say why he had the sicks, but they did say that he was released shortly after he got there and was well enough to eat sushi with his brother later last night. So to recap, Joe Jonas had to go to a children’s hospital for stomach problems and he later drowned the pains with a whole lot of raw fish. This story is a spread eagle Hilton who doesn’t ask you any questions. Just too too TOO easy.
But seriously, why is this giving me shades of the “Jordan Knight gets a gut full of jizz pumped out of him?” urban legend? Well, Joe Jonas is this generation’s Jordan Knight, so I guess this is his destiny. This should also teach him to have a private medical team standing by when his piece convinces him that an arm-sized dildo covered in Mexican cocaine will make his prostate’s life! Tommy Girl would never make that mistake.
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