A Morning Cup Of Joe Jonas
Before I shove my face into a huge bowl of shit stew with generous chunks of Kuntrashian, Bieber and Lohan, allow my eyeballs to get hypnotized by the hand traveling down to Joe Jonas' purity place at Brit Brit's show in London the other night. I love how Joe is serving up a "Guuurrrrrl, where do you think your paw is going? Fish, be gone!" darting side-eye at the lady dancer but doesn't have anything to say about the booty tooching (I hate you for putting that word into my head, TyTy) boy dancer doing the handjob shimmy down to his Magic Kingdom.
This GIF is already a star in the sparkling gay universe, but would it become the Big Dipper of gay constellations (SPOILER ALERT: the answer is yes) if I told you I have that same shirt Joe is wearing? It's the same shirt that some tramp at Duane Reade asked me if I got at Mandee's. Bitch, it's not from Mandee's! It's from Forever 21's men section, thankyouverymuch.
via WOW Report (Thanks Kenny!)
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:38am.
Well the flamer had to something after he heard Bieber got it in.
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LOL
HB to Lulu!
oh damn, i so love a hot piece that shops at Forever21...i MEAN it!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:05am.
HA HA HA Mandee's?!?! Is that store still around?_________________________________________________
very much so it's one in no mans land sheephead bay, brooklyn.
Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Bitch, it's not from Mandee's! It's from Forever 21's men section, thankyouverymuch.
I wish I was a man, just so I can say that shit!!!
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
That Forever 21 shit fits weird. I tried on a pair of jeans there; too big in the waist, too big in the hips, so tight in the lower legs that I couldn't bend my knees. Who the hell are these jeans for: fat asses walking on stilts?
I wish I could unsee this. I ♥ Joe Jonas!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:38am.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:28am.
I'd hate to be put into that situation because I wouldn't know how to react. It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
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I know! I just look ahead and pray for the song to just get over with!
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I take a deep breath and look up at the ceiling waiting for it to be over with. It's kind of like how my first time went down, except I don't have a sweaty man on top of me, and I get cake afterwards.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 9:41am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:41am.
We were having dinner with friends in a restaurant and the servers all came out to sing HB to my friend. He actually stood up and screamed, "For the love of God, shut UP!" I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed in my life. His fly was down, FFS!
LMAO
And by "friend" you mean yourself, right?..:P
The open zipper was just the cherry ontop of the cake of embarrassment.
BWAHAHAHAH.
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haha. No, I don't have the stones to call attention to myself like that!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:41am.
We were having dinner with friends in a restaurant and the servers all came out to sing HB to my friend. He actually stood up and screamed, "For the love of God, shut UP!" I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed in my life. His fly was down, FFS!
LMAO
And by "friend" you mean yourself, right?..:P
The open zipper was just the cherry ontop of the cake of embarrassment.
BWAHAHAHAH.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:10am.
MK, why are you calling women "fish"?
Typical bitter gay man who got cock-blocked by a chick.
Then he was suffocated by Brit's enormous stumps.
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Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no-one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
Submitted by Courtney Stodden on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:46am.
*SPREADS LEGS AND SHINES HUGE FISHBEAM INTO THE SKY TO IMMEDIATELY ALERT MRS. PATRICK CAMPBELL TO THE THREAD*
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LMAO!
omg he looked soo awkward there.
he didnt look like that at all, the other night at the gay club when 3 dudes were all over him.
Evil, I don't know. They're cute but I think you're right on the mean part.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:33am.
I sing along. I also make it a point to sing louder than everyone and randomly point at people and wink at them like I'm doing a Las Vegas dinner show... put the awkward back on those fuckers.
Oh Jack! Bestill my heart!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:54am.
Your friend sounds fun!
Glad it is only a virtual veasel, because I think real veasels are mean as hell.
Ah ha, ha, MK!
Mandee's to the rescue!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:55am.
One of my best friends growing up was named Brandy and God help the person who started singing, "Brandy, you're a fine girl! What a good wife you would be." She'd shank a bitch.
Before I even read all the hor comments about fish (LOL) my first thought was
HANDS OFF, ZTINKFISH!!!!
Before I even read all the hor comments about fish (LOL) my first thought was
HANDS OFF, ZTINKFISH!!!!
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:22am.
Jesus Christ - only around here does a guy looking at the woman turn into proof that he's gay.
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I'm pretty sure that was decided long before this when he started shaving his eyebrowns in the shape of little peens.
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what's worse is when you have a name that's associated to famous song(s) so when people see you, they start singing the song(s). I used to hate my name because of that.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:46am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:44am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:39am.
WHY WILL NO ONE CLUE ME IN ON THIS "VEASEL" BUSINESS??????????
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HAHAH! Evil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every "W" word I could think of into a "V" word and vice versa. Like so:
Ewil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every vord I could think of into a word and wice wersa.
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Oh! LOL! My question is- Do you have a "veasel"?
Also lol@ your friend screaming and then his fly was down! PERFECT!
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I do not, in fact, haz a veasel in reality. It is a wirtual veasel. ;-)
Yeah, the fly part was what was embarrassing. Then again, this is a guy who once went to the men's room and came out with a very long piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe on purpose. He walked through the restaurant to see how many people would notice it. I kind of ruined it because I was walking behind him and was bent over double laughing.
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:22am.
Jesus Christ - only around here does a guy looking at the woman turn into proof that he's gay.
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LOL! Right?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:33am.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:28am.
It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
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I sing along. I also make it a point to sing louder than everyone and randomly point at people and wink at them like I'm doing a Las Vegas dinner show... put the awkward back on those fuckers.
LMAO!!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:44am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:39am.
WHY WILL NO ONE CLUE ME IN ON THIS "VEASEL" BUSINESS??????????
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HAHAH! Evil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every "W" word I could think of into a "V" word and vice versa. Like so:
Ewil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every vord I could think of into a word and wice wersa.
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Oh! LOL! My question is- Do you have a "veasel"?
Also lol@ your friend screaming and then his fly was down! PERFECT!
*SPREADS LEGS AND SHINES HUGE FISHBEAM INTO THE SKY TO IMMEDIATELY ALERT MRS. PATRICK CAMPBELL TO THE THREAD*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:39am.
WHY WILL NO ONE CLUE ME IN ON THIS "VEASEL" BUSINESS??????????
^^^^^^^^^
HAHAH! Evil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every "W" word I could think of into a "V" word and vice versa. Like so:
Ewil, Jack called weed "veed" and I highjacked it and turned every vord I could think of into a word and wice wersa.
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Musician/roadie n the back is all FML. "I used to work for real artists! "
I feel you man.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:38am.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:28am.
I'd hate to be put into that situation because I wouldn't know how to react. It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
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I know! I just look ahead and pray for the song to just get over with!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
We were having dinner with friends in a restaurant and the servers all came out to sing HB to my friend. He actually stood up and screamed, "For the love of God, shut UP!" I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed in my life. His fly was down, FFS!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
WHY WILL NO ONE CLUE ME IN ON THIS "VEASEL" BUSINESS??????????
Well the flamer had to something after he heard Bieber got it in.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:28am.
I'd hate to be put into that situation because I wouldn't know how to react. It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
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I know! I just look ahead and pray for the song to just get over with!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:33am.
I sing along. I also make it a point to sing louder than everyone and randomly point at people and wink at them like I'm doing a Las Vegas dinner show... put the awkward back on those fuckers.
*takes note for future use*
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:28am.
It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
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I sing along. I also make it a point to sing louder than everyone and randomly point at people and wink at them like I'm doing a Las Vegas dinner show... put the awkward back on those fuckers.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I'd hate to be put into that situation because I wouldn't know how to react. It's like when people sing Happy BD to you. WTH are you suppose to do?!
Smile? Sing along? Just stare ahead? SO AWKWARD!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:10am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:10am.
MK, why are you calling women "fish"?
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because we HATE fish
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R! E! P! O! R! T! E! D!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
He looks like he doesn't know whether to shit or wind his watch.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:14am.
Can we have a new post? This gay gif is making me dizzy!
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Me too!
*pets Doggy's veasel*
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:-) Mah veasel is doing vell this morning.
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Jesus Christ - only around here does a guy looking at the woman turn into proof that he's gay.
That dancer chick looks like she's falling on her ass. Joe looks....uncomfortable
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:14am.
Can we have a new post? This gay gif is making me dizzy!
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Me too!
*pets Doggy's veasel*
It looks like Joey boy is sporting a hard on. Nice!
Can we have a new post? This gay gif is making me dizzy!
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Who is the 45 year old dancer with the leopard shorts and top? Is this all that Brit Brit can afford for her shows?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/03/2011 - 8:10am.
MK, why are you calling women "fish"?
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because we HATE fish.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MK, why are you calling women "fish"?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO SASSY!!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
. . . his "purity place?"
. . . his "Magic Kingdom?"
LOL! MK, where does it come from? LOL!
HA HA HA Mandee's?!?! Is that store still around?
my favoritest pink oversized button down shirt with the green and silver paint splash pattern from 1986? where else? Mandee's baby! :D