If you’ve had your tongue on Sean Penn’s golden raisin taint as he yammered on about saving Haiti, you too would try to cleanse your brain of that terrifying memory by spinning on the dick of grown men who used to be child actors. That’s pretty much what ScarJo is trying to do. ScarJo has already bounced her chichis on the face of Kieran Culkin and now UsWeekly is saying that she can answer the question: “What does the inside of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s mouth feel like?”
The details from UsWeekly as every trick who cried snot tears during 50/50 screams out, “Third rock from the NOOOOO!!!!”:
Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with 50/50 star Joseph Gordon-Levitt in NYC last month. “They were kissing,” an eyewitness tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday. “They were very lovey.”
It wasn’t the first time Johansson, 26, and Gordon-Levitt, 30, hit the town together. The duo dined at Hundred Acres in NYC’s SoHo area in late July.
Although a source tells Us that Ryan Reynolds’ ex and Gordon-Levitt have been “discussing a project for a while [but] have never kissed,” another insider explains, “They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it’s gone beyond that now.”
One of ScarJo’s friend says that it was just a kiss, which is polite talk for “She’s a slut.” But really, it was just a damn kiss. Maybe ScarJo was telling JGL that she can’t get the rancid taste of Sean Penn’s old nuts out of her mouth and he was curious to see what she was talking about. Who knows.
ScarJo really doesn’t have a type, though. Bitch went from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn to Kieran Culkin to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Four of these are not like the other. You better watch out, because ScarJo may get on your favorite white actor to fap to next. Where ScarJo’s coochie will stop next, nobody knows.