Thursday, July 7th 2011
More Wonderful Words Of Wisdom From Tom Ford
Slip on a pair of freshly pressed reading trousers, pull out your Baccarat decanter and pour out zero calorie air into a crystal tumbler and sip on it as you read what Tom Ford told Time Out Hong Kong about how America should probably import its people from China too since our national anthem has become the fat bitch wheeze and our national mascot is the double stuffed fupa.
"Americans are too fat. And in London they are starting to get fat too. So I have to say that if we have to talk about race system and nationalism, I find it refreshing that everyone [who is] Chinese is slim."
The only response I have to this is a prayer asking who ever is in charge of assigning babies to wombs puts this in Tom's surrogate:
If there is a God (and he's fat as fuck), please let this happen!
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He really needs to STFU and get a Double Down enema.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
no no no no no, a man who has a granny harassing prostitue stalker face has no right to be complaining about other peoples looks.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:32am.
Miss Ford - who is a fortunate gay homosexual - has 'tinymeat-face'
Discuss!
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I want to gnaw on that baby's cheeks. The fear of getting fat causes so many people to say (and do) dumb stuff.
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It's not that serious.
Fuck Tom Ford. LOOK AT THAT FAT BABEH! He'll most likely slim down as he grows. Mini Michelin Man!
"Mississippi is the third world country you think it is. It really is a hellhole."
Truth.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What i think about the US is that you see a helluva lot of obese young people…we used to be in the trucking business and Ive been all over the US and its definitely noticeable in the South and Mid West-not Chicago though…
A lot of it is that rural AMerica has lost so many farming jobs where people used to eat a lot and work it off a couple of generations ago and also that people don't cook which seems to be a badge of honor for women-like its anything to be proud of???
Bottom line is if you keep shoving food down your pie hole whether it hydrogenated fat or what ever you will end up a lardass.
You have to eat a whole diet of real food and fucking eat moderately and move your fat ass..
I also never eat non fat food UNLESS i naturally like the taste-eat the real thing for christ sakes!
I personally feel like crap if i eat junk for one day ands crave good food without shit in it that Ive cooked-same with exercise I move my ass 5 days a week-in fact yesterday it was hot and humid as fuck but I got my 2 lazy ass dogs and forced them out for a 2 mile walk -they kept sitting down and giving me daggers but in this family we move our asses.
Tom Ford is still a hot bitch but wasn't he saying recently that american women have become like sticks with fake everything and no sexuality?
Which is it Tom-lard ass or skinny ass???
PS.Im off to In and Out for lunch which is is definitely a complete food group on its own….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
More Tomfoolery. I'm sick of Tom Ford running his mouth about how the world should work. You design clothes, asshole, STFU. If we were all as perfect as Tom Ford wanted us to be, how would he (and people like Gwyneth Paltrow) determine their self worth? it would be difficult to feel superior if we were all rich, white, thin, and amazing.
that sounded like something I'd expect a beauty pageant contestant to say. O_o
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 6:49am.
Thank you Whamo. As the only college-educated, well-traveled, open-minded person in my family, I'm pretty sure it's all jealousy. I did more before I was 30 than they've done in their entire lives. Put together.
Which is also why I moved to Boston as soon as I could. Mississippi is the third world country you think it is. It really is a hellhole.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
That baby BOY (?) has B cups and I am fking worried about that! The milk ain't clean!
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"...How I feel?...Your heart rate is jacked; your hand, steady...I haven't slept for fucking weeks...and you're going to, what, you're going to close my file?!...You're fucking ridiculous." -Billy Costigan, The Departed
OMG quit feeding that baby so much. Shameful!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
As a former fatty I hear what he's saying about Americans (but Skinny Chinese? Not sure where he's been in China). Just sick of thin people harping on the subject. If you've never battled the bulge, you couldn't possibly understand. I do 4 1/2 miles on the treadmill every day, weight training every other day, monitor what I eat, and am still fighting the war.. So bite me skinny man.
There was an article in the Times or the Journal in the last few months about how weight's been creeping up in even larger part because of sedentary desk jobs coupled with longer work days. I'm sure the new HFCS/processed foods, etc. aren't entirely blameless, but it's not all about having some wack-job vegan diet.
Sarah Smile
I just want to squueeeeeze that ADORABLE BABEH!!!!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:24am.
UGH, will you people shut up about "hydrogenated oils" this and "processed" that. I don't believe in it. It's all about portion control and exercise. Anyone who argues that is just making excuses for their fatness. Our bodies are NOT designed to be 300 + pounds and when I see these heffers I just don't understand how they get to that point. Like at what point do you stop eating u friggin cow.
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Genes play a part too. Your making me think of this episode of True Life where they went to fat camp and there was this girl who was born with a great big, tall, rock solid linebacker's body and no matter how hard she worked out and how good she ate she lost only a little bit of weight and looked almost exactly the same as when she started. I felt so bad for her, she was in tears saying that she's afraid this might just be the body she's always going to have and there's nothing she can do about it.
Baby looks like a little Buddha with that beautiful little smile.
Years ago when people got food from a FARM things were not so out-of-control. In addition of eating real food they used to sort of had to work to get it and make it. Nowadays you can stand in a line at Burger King and supersize everything and you can drive to that fast food joint.
Two tips :
(1) Remember when you are shopping at a supermarket, stay on the outside edges...all the real food is there. Never go down those isles.
(2) Eat a healthy breakfast. I swear, it will help you lose weight.
American food makes us fatter. When I go to colombia, the people are almost all slender no matter how old they are.
In any case, if god is fat, then I am truly becoming more in his image every day. ;)
@Jimmy Bocca, I agree with you about portion control and exercise. I also believe all the over-processed food people eat today isn't helping. You can exercise and watch how much you eat and still be unhealthy if all you eat is take out and/or shit in a package, in my opinion. It's nice to see you around again, btw. :)
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 4:37am.
You are pleasantly honest Chris, power to ya and stay on that diet! Don't let your family drag you back down, you just know they're jealous haterz when they look at your fine 50lb lighter ass anyway.
I'm not saying I still wouldn't hit it until IV fluids and Neosporin are needed but every time Ford opens his mouth lately, I start thinking maybe I should at least get a Wet Nap and wipe some of the douchiness off first.
He was saying this to Time Out Hong Kong. This is what's known as "kissing ass". kind of like the South Park Pokemon episode where the Japanese businessmen run around saying "you have big American penis!"
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 5:24am.
UGH, will you people shut up about "hydrogenated oils" this and "processed" that. I don't believe in it. It's all about portion control and exercise. Anyone who argues that is just making excuses for their fatness. Our bodies are NOT designed to be 300 + pounds and when I see these heffers I just don't understand how they get to that point. Like at what point do you stop eating u friggin cow.
Exercise and portion control for sure but genes also play a part in your looks and sometimes it's hard to reverse that.
Also I live in a neighborhood where I'm literally surrounded by fast food restaurants (Popeye's, Burger King, Mc Donald's, Checkers, KFC), and it's sad to see some people eating there everyday because they don't know better. When you grow up with parents eating like that and you eat the same crap it's really hard to change your habits as an adult, especially when you feel like it's too late.
Yes, I'm slim but I didn't have to work hard for it, I owe it all to my parents' eating habits, and their good genes.
UGH, will you people shut up about "hydrogenated oils" this and "processed" that. I don't believe in it. It's all about portion control and exercise. Anyone who argues that is just making excuses for their fatness. Our bodies are NOT designed to be 300 + pounds and when I see these heffers I just don't understand how they get to that point. Like at what point do you stop eating u friggin cow.
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True - we're fat, and I live in one of the fattest states in the country.
Get off the sofa, off the computer and exercise.
It feels so good to be Tom-Ford-like.
Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:17pm.
Every time this guy says something I think, "Who?" because I shop at Salvation Army, but I love him. I would like to dress just like that and recline in exactly that pose and just talk shit all day. I love him
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Oh Dave, this is poetry!!! Love it!!!
I lived in Korea for 8 years and they are noticeably getting fatter. There's a Dunkin Donuts, Krispy Kreme, Burger King, McDonalds, Baskin Robbins or KFC on every corner. Hell I even noticed they're getting heavier in Japan.
And yes I'm also a fatass, but a 50 pound lighter fatass. When I moved back home after losing weight, my family had also turned into a herd of elephant people. They were less than enthusiastic about my new diet of fresh fruit, veg, grains and exercise.
Sigh. If we're going to be so proud of our obesity and ignorance, then we deserve everything we get.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
In my country you hardly see fat people and even the fat people are not THAT fat. BUT I think this problem is slowly creeping to all industry countries as people eat more and more processed food. I think it is very hard to resist all these choices in a supermarket and so there should be harder laws as to what is allowed in food (especially salt and fat should be limited).
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:36pm.
Europeans are getting fatter by the day and the only way they can make themselves feel better is by pointing out that Americans are still fatter.
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Yes, they are definitely getting heavier in Denmark in the last 16 years. People eat more processed food, fast food, etc. now. I most definitely blame the US for creating the orange day glow people I see here, lol, but the food choices are made by the danes themselves. They don't have to eat it shit but they do.
ps..I'm american and know it's my own fault I have ten pounds to lose. :)
As much of an asshole as he is, this time he's right. We are a fat, ugly, stupid, slovenly-dressed people. I've seen beggars in Thailand that are better dressed than some people I see shopping at Market Basket. What the fuck happened to Americans?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
LOL that's the gayest smile ever.
Tom is skeerd of being fat. Eat that cookie Tom!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:32am.
Miss Ford - who is a fortunate gay homosexual - has 'tinymeat-face'
Discuss!
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I agree and i don't think he knows how to use his tiny equipment Mrs Campbell.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:32am.
Miss Ford - who is a fortunate gay homosexual - has 'tinymeat-face'
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does she smell like icky stinkfish though?? Methinks NO but one can never imagine....
Miss Ford - who is a fortunate gay homosexual - has 'tinymeat-face'
Discuss!
Anyone who believes that obesity is an American specific problem is a fucking mouth-breathing moron who clearly hasn't looked past their own backyard.
Everything terrible you can think of happens all over the world. It's not some special problem and you're just so goddamn smart you figured out it's central location.
You know how many fat Asians I've seen? A fucking lot. And Europeans. And Australians. And Canadians. And everyone else. This is the shit that really sends me over the edge, of all the stupidity that takes place in the world, it's this simple bullshit that makes me think we are just beyond any help.
I guess I really don't give a shit. It's a stupid comment to make about Chinese people in general, but the statement about fat Americans is true. It's just nothing remotely new to anyone. There is junk food all over the world (some of the best I ever had was from Israel), but ultimately it's our choice whether we want to shove it into our bodies or not. What you do with your body isn't my concern. Don't try and give me the whole argument about it costing me more in health care, because smokers and all their disgusting tobacco related illnesses are just as bad. I just don't give a shit. I worry about me and my family, and everyone is doing just fine. You want to ride around on a cart in Walmart because your ass is too fat to walk? Have at it. We don't have Walmart where I live. You want to be a walking heart attack waiting to happen, that's your choice. I don't feel sympathy, but I don't feel hate. Sorry.
Tom Ford is still hot but damn - what a douche.
Here's what I do see a lot of in Atlanta - gay gym queens, malnourished hipsters, anorexic sluts, Asian and Indian students from Georgia Tech, homeless people, and outdoorsy lesbians. What do all these people have in common? NOT FAT.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Ditto on the smoking. I gave up the real thing and bought an e-cigarette that's essentially concentrated nicotine and water vapor. I love it because I can smoke anywhere (work bathroom, airport, waiting room at the gynecologist) and nobody knows. As a result, I "smoke" more than I ever did.
After a month I hopped on the scale and I'd lost 10 lbs. Not even trying. My appetite has been shitty, I think due to all the nicotine.
Solution to American obesity: Americans need to start smoking again. E-smoking.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:47pm.
It's weird - I live in Atlanta, which is supposedly a top ten fattest US city, but I hardly ever see any really fat people. I guess it helps that there aren't any Walmarts inside the city limits.
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I live in Colorado, the thinnest state, and see obese people all the time and I don't even go to Walmart.
It's weird - I live in Atlanta, which is supposedly a top ten fattest US city, but I hardly ever see any really fat people. I guess it helps that there aren't any Walmarts inside the city limits.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Processed food, more driving, less manual labor, less smoking (not healthy but keeps one from stuffing the piehole), microwaves, television, many things have contributed to our obesity problem. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be an easy solution.
Now if Tom Ford could do something about his asshole problem.
i am not feeling his hotness with all the elitism and arrogance
Tom Ford is absolutely right. The same thing u can see in Canada. Too bad ppl/morons mistake their stomachs for garbage bins. Human whales. Sorry, thats an offence to whales... And some of such women have their own sites, posing as "curvy/BBW women". They make u wanna puke. No sane man would would want to see or fuck such messes. Piles of disgusting lard, mountains of fat, bleah! They cant even see or touch their pussies, how the hell to have sex with these freaks? And they feel offended if u look at them insistently or protest when u cant move because of them... Id shoot them without blinking. Enuff with useless eaters!
"Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:49pm"
Yeah -when we were kids,we went allowed to be inside watching TV either untill a certain time -I remember that I loved playing outside -racing around-I didn't care what the weather was like either…
Kids are lazy little fat asses today and talking of Walmart -I was once at a Walmart in Springfield MO and there was a 350lb woman on one of those go carts yelling 'get the fuck over here 'to her 2 fat ass approx 5 and 7 year old kids….yes this is America folks and whether we like it or not there are some seriously fat people here,way to many of them and you do not see it in such abundance anywhere else in the world….
That little chink baby is a little lard ass though -perhaps we need to forward his pic to Tom for his comments?
Anyway-Tom Ford is still a v.e.r.y h.o.t. b..i.t.c.h…...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
"Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:49pm"
Yeah -when we were kids,we went allowed to be inside watching TV either untill a certain time -I remember that I loved playing outside -racing around-I didn't care what the weather was like either…
Kids are lazy little fat asses today and talking of Walmart -I was once at a Walmart in Springfield MO and there was a 350lb woman on one of those go carts yelling 'get the fuck over here 'to her 2 fat ass approx 5 and 7 year old kids….yes this is America folks and whether we like it or not there are some seriously fat people here,way to many of them and you do not see it in such abundance anywhere else in the world….
That little chink baby is a little lard ass though -perhaps we need to forward his pic to Tom for his comments?
Anyway-Tom Ford is still a v.e.r.y h.o.t. b..i.t.c.h…...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Processed food with preservatives that give it a shelf life of a billion years (hydrogenated oils anyone?) is one of the main causes of obesity in the US...along with inactivity and supersized portions. I feed my family a natural, mostly organic diet that keeps us thin, while the rest of my country bumpkin fam, look like a herd of cattle because they prefer the Paula Dean "put a stick of butter in everything" diet.