More Wonderful Words Of Wisdom From Tom Ford

July 7, 2011 / Posted by:
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Slip on a pair of freshly pressed reading trousers, pull out your Baccarat decanter and pour out zero calorie air into a crystal tumbler and sip on it as you read what Tom Ford told Time Out Hong Kong about how America should probably import its people from China too since our national anthem has become the fat bitch wheeze and our national mascot is the double stuffed fupa.

“Americans are too fat. And in London they are starting to get fat too. So I have to say that if we have to talk about race system and nationalism, I find it refreshing that everyone [who is] Chinese is slim.”

The only response I have to this is a prayer asking who ever is in charge of assigning babies to wombs puts this in Tom’s surrogate:

If there is a God (and he’s fat as fuck), please let this happen!

via The Cut

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