Mah Boo IS Fashion

When I first read that the tingle in my loins Anderson Cooper was hosting the CFDA Fashion Awards, my first brain fart was that it makes sense why he checked “HELL NO NEVER NO” on the eVite I sent to the CNN general e-mail address asking him to attend my own CFDA (stands for: Come Fuck Dis Ass) event. I forgive him for that. My second thought was that it makes all the sense in the world that The Silver Fox would host the Oscars of fashion (that’s what it is, right?).

Mah Boo comes from the Vanderbilt fashion dynasty AND he was a tween Ford model. Yeah, Ford, I know. We shouldn’t hold that against him. It’s not his fault that he didn’t grow up near the esteemed Barbizon Model Academy in Anaheim, CA, the third modeling capital of Orange County (after Santa Ana and Fountain Valley, of course). Mah Boo can’t help it that he only knows how to pose in front of a camera and never learned secret Barbizon tips like how to remove a suede bomber jacket while struttin’ down the runway and how to keep your back to the door while leaving a casting director’s office. (Fuck to me, I just gave away those secrets. There goes my right to use the “Looks Like a Model” tagline on my business card.)

Here’s more of Mah Boo showing the fashion world how it’s done last night. A little fact, though. That pillar behind Mah Boo was just ordinary until his butt burped and BAM! Crystallized.

I also threw in some pictures of Gerard Butler and Kanye West, because after getting burn marks on your nipples from Anderson Cooper’s hotness, you’ll need to treat them with douche water (provided by Kanye) and Scottish grease (provided by G. But).