The Photoshop Awards: Kim Zolciak’s Terrifying Face In Life & Style

May 4, 2011 / Posted by:

If you took a latex man mask, painted it up like Barbie and then accidentally left it on a hot radiator until it melted off the side a little, it would look just like the face of The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak in this picture for Life & Style. The photographer told Kim to look serene and calm, but the wig hair was blocking her ears and she heard “lifeless” and “melted” instead.

The shot of Kim’s face looks like something out of a case file for the homicide of a transsexual Real Doll. But Kim has a good reason for this. Kim says that being this pregnant has left her in an uncomfortable state.

“I feel like I’m just getting fatter. He (her boyfriend Kroy) thinks I’m sexy. He makes me feel beautiful. He’s just been the best partner. This pregnancy has kicked my butt, and now I’m at the stage where I’m uncomfortable.”

Well, what is one to do when one is uncomfortable? One glues a microwaved Barbie mask over one’s face, wraps a white bed skirt over one’s naked body and allows Life & Style to click away as one’s boyfriend gets his nose in the line of fire. The “fire” being pregnancy queefs.

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