First Bitch On The Carpet: Precious At The Golden Globes

Phoebe Price’s yellow cab must have dropped her off 8 blocks away and she’s freshening up her glamour in the bathroom of a Shell near the hotel, because Gabourey Sidibe beat her to the carpet first! PP’s seat filler manager is going to dock her a drink ticket for this! But BAM! Precious was one of the first beauties to roll up the red carpet with her friend at the Golden Globes tonight. Precious’s eyebrows ate some of her bangs and that dress probably looked better sprawled out on Mrs. Roper’s California King bed, but she’s still posing as if her Spanx aren’t slowly crushing her internal organs. Get it, Precious! And Gabourey should really put her friend on unicorn watch, because her dress has so many pink sparkles on it that there’s a really good chance Mariah Carey is going to try to scoot on it.