Baby Mason Does Not Work For Free!
The Kardashians will proudly whore themselves out on every inch of real estate on the ho stroll, but at least they make sure the check is cut before doing so. And now they are passing that rule to live by down to their kin including Kourtney Kardashian’s baby son Mason. You won’t be seeing much of Mason’s face on his family’s new reality show Godzilla and Cloverfield Take Manhattan, because the cheap asses at E! refused to stick a $5,000 check into his Pampers every time he appeared in an episode. You can thank Mason’s daddy Scott Dickhead for that, because he never lowered his pimp cane during negotiations with E!. A source tells UsWeekly (via Examiner):
“E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, ‘Are you out of your mind?’ ” Another insider told the magazine, “He bungled negotiations, so you won’t see Mason at all.”
The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a rape kit every time I stare at a picture of him, but you can’t deny his baby bartering skills. Dude has actually left me in a state of surprised! You’d think that Scott would sell his son out for a bottle of chloroform and a silk paisley scarf that doubles as a thong, but he proved us wrong! Father AND Pimp of the second!
Here’s Baby Mason, Kourtney and Scott arriving at LAX yesterday. You will probably receive an invoice under your door from Scott for staring at Baby Mason too long so click quickly.
