Kim Kardassian Is Getting On This

October 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Seen here looking like the model of a gay escort ad found in the back pages of L.A. Weekly, actor Michael Copon is reportedly the latest dude who is dicking the plastic Caitian that is Kim Kardashian. Michael Copon looks like a wang wide receiver, but he doesn’t have a contract with the NFL so file this blessed union of love under: STUNT QUEENS.

Michael and Kim have been friends since 2006 when they played boyfriend and girlfriend in some movie. They’ve kept in touch over the years, but now that she’s shooting her shit show in NYC the two have started humping on each other. This is according to InTouch Weekly anyways. A source (aka Kris Jenner) says, “Kim is dating Michael. They have known each other for years, but he and Kim just recently reconnected. He’ll definitely be making appearances on Kim’s new TV show. They have been running in the same circles and going to the same events forever, but now they are hitting it off romantically. The timing is right for both of them.”

Kris Jenner has got to come harder and pick out more believable leased pieces for Kim. They really want us to believe that this reduced fat Twinkie is shooting his cream all over Kim’s extra fat Sno-Balls? Kim might be a big whore, but she doesn’t rip her panty Spanx off unless you’re wearing a jersey. And wearing your boyfriend’s jersey doesn’t count either!

Anyways, here’s Kim taking her jacked up face and her titty fuck dress to the season finale party for The Spin Crowd in NYC last night. Khloe Kardashian also showed up looking like if GLOW’s Mt. Fiji ate Hollywood and Vine. Only this bitch can pull off tiger print!

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