Wonks Is A Savior To All Bunnies

September 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton just loves animals. She loves animals so much that she only buys dogs if they match her outfit. And then when she’s done with them, she throws the poor bitch into a closet with the others where they survive on eating each other’s fleas and drinking each other’s saliva.

Since Wonks is a regular St. Francis of Assisi it’s no surprise that she took pity on 20 mega bunnies that were about to be fed to snakes at a pet store. Yeah, don’t ask me how big those snakes were, because even Kim Kardashian’s ass couldn’t swallow up those gigantic bunnies.

This is what the Elmyra Duff of whores had to say about her bunny rescue mission:

@_erick_a The bunnies were meant to be feeders. I saw them at the petstore & they told me they were for snake food and I had to save them.
Wed Sep 15 04:02:28 2010 via ÜberTwitter in reply to _erick_a

@shamprei – I rescued 20 of them. They are now happy living in my backyard. They are all so happy, so nice to have changed their fate.
Wed Sep 15 04:08:21 2010 via ÜberTwitter in reply to shamprei

Please tell me that Wonks doesn’t know that bunnies pop out babies faster than Michelle Duggar on IVF. The only good that can come of this is if those bunnies multiply into the thousands and eat her, or bury her house in bunny shit.

via UsWeekly

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