QOTD: BP Wants BP Dead

In case you’ve been asking yourself “What Would Brad Pitt Do?” in regards to the BP oil disaster, here’s your answer.

During an interview for Spike Lee’s HBO documentary about New Orleans, Brad Pitt put on all his chunky gold rings, asked Shiloh to hold his pocket book, and then spit out a few fightin’ words at BP. Basically, Brad Pitt wants the executives at BP to join The Death Club. From HuffPo & USA Today:

‘If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise’ is a four-hour followup to Lee’s 2006 film ‘When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts.‘

Lee landed an interview with Pitt, who owns a home in New Orleans with partner Angelina Jolie and whose Make It Right organization has built homes post-Katrina.

Reflecting on those responsible for the oil spill, Pitt can barely contain his contempt. “I was never for the death penalty before,” he says. “I am willing to look at it again.“

And then Brad Pitt’s assistant strolled in to ask if he’d like the temperature in the Maybach to be at 70 or 73 degrees for the short ride to the helicopter that will take him to his private jet. NO! I’m making shit up again. It was an Escalade, not a Maybach!