The Mystery Of Nicole Kidman’s Chichis
May 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Kidman showed up to an Omega charity event in Hong Kong last night looking like her chichis are starring in a remake of Far and Away. One titty is staying to the east, the other staying to the west. Battle lines drawn!
Some are saying that Nicole’s nipples swallowed a Ziploc bag filled with silicone, and others think her Civil War titties are the work of a push-up bra. My ass thinks that Nicole’s face is so overcrowded with Botox that some of that shit migrated to her Cold Mountains to find an empty home. You know her nipples are cooing, “Come back to me….come back to Cold Mountain!”
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