Baby Jesus Went Back To His Manger

February 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

The Chicago Sun-Times is hearing that Baby Jesus has grown tired of the scent of Gold Bond and bone dust violating his nostrils, so he has packed up all his worldly possessions (aka nothing) and gone back to his manger.

Apparently, Baby Jesus barely realized that he has nothing in common with Vadge and the 200-year age difference between them is an issue. Basically, Baby Jesus finally got the faulty light switch in his head fixed.

The source-type also said that the break-up between Madonna and child was completely amicable. The truth is, Baby Jesus was getting a little too old for Vadge. I mean, he is starting to form complete sentences and is now able to go to #1 on his own. That’s a problem.

So parents, lock up your babies because Vadge is back on the prowl!

Tags: Another One Bites The Dust, Madonna, Paris Hilton

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