The Abominable Snow RiRi

December 21, 2009 / Posted by:

The air in NYC on Saturday night looked like the aftermath of a Sean Penn sneeze, so RiRi bundled up in a coat made from fluffy white kittens, baby polar bears and innocent bunny rabbit friends. It’s like died on her body. Something tells me there’s a 99.999% chance of Peta members raining on top of her.

Since this is RiRi we’re talking about, she didn’t keep that cuteness cemetery on her body for long. The heat from her body commanded her to rip that coat off and share her titty balls and belly ‘gina with the world! But she really should’ve kept her coat on. And not because I don’t want to see her chichis, but because I really don’t want to see that wool diaper.

Here’s more of RiRi and Jay-Z performing in some pre-taped New Year’s Eve special at Rockefeller Center this past weekend.

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