Mimi Wants Kittens, Butterflies And Doves

November 19, 2009 / Posted by:

The Butterfarty Rainbow Hello Kitty Princess agreed to turn on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Mall in London, but she had a list of demands that made the organizers throw her a “How old are you again?” side-eye. Mimi’s list included everything that a 6-year-old girl requests for her birthday party.

Basically, Mimi wanted them to Cornify her in real-life. Mimi’s demands included:

20 white fluffy kittens
100 white doves to be released into the sky upon her entrance
Pink butterfly-shaped confetti to fall on her upon her entrance
A pink carpet instead of a red one
A Rolls Royce to drive her to the mall
80 security guards
A magical wand

Why couldn’t she just use the magical wand that is stuck up her Hello Shitty? Anyway, the organizers managed to get a hold of everything but the white fluffy kittens. In the end, they were told that bringing kittens into the mall would not be possible due to health reasons. The mall said, “We do not allow pets into Westfield – that rule would apply for everyone.” I guess that means Nick Cannon has to stay at home too.

If the organizers really want to make Mimi’s soul explode, they would go above and beyond by getting her the elusive UNICORN CAT!!!!

It’s well known that unicorn cats queef out white doves AND butterfly-shaped confetti, so the organizers would get everything in one.

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