Dr. Feel-A-Titty?

October 8, 2009 / Posted by:

56-year-old Shirley Rae Dieu of Irvine, CA went to Dr. Phil for therapy (mistake number one), but says she left his office more fucked up than when she got there. Yesterday, Shirley filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles claiming that during her therapy session with Dr. Phil in 2007, he molested her left booby, forced her to stare at a live nekkid man and refused to let her leave his Hollywood office. Basically, it sounds like a nightmare directed by David Lynch.

In the documents, Shirley says Dr. Phil brainwashed her by making her watch “tapings depicting her as a different personality other than her own.” And about that nekkid dude thing, Shirley says Dr. Phil “forced her to be in the same room with a completely live naked man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.

Dr. Phil kept her captive in his office, and when she tried to get out of there, his staff stopped her. They also refused to let her sleep or eat. Shirley tells People that another woman is going to join her lawsuit. Shirley is asking for cash money, but the specific amount is not known yet.

Shirley is no stranger to suing a bitch. In 2002, she sued a hospital for malpractice. Two years ago, she also sued a car dealership. According to People, Shirley is acting as her own attorney.

Look at that face. If that face was looking at you while his hand was on your booby, you’d never recover. You would develop instant-cataracts, foam at the mouth uncontrollably and probably live under your backyard deck. I wouldn’t be able to talk, let alone file a lawsuit. However, this is Dr. Phil she’s talking about, and he’s the skeeziest skeeze who ever skeezed, so let’s believe it.

And what the fuck with the live (as opposed to dead) nekkid man thing? If that’s what Dr. Phil considers therapy, make me a damn appointment.

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