Colin Farrell Confirms The Obvious

September 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

About a month ago, Colin Farrell’s Polish girlfriend, Alicja Bachleda-Curuś, was photographed strolling through an airport smuggling something in her womb area. Well, Colin Fertile has confirmed to UsWeekly that Alicia has come down with the BABIES!! and the child is his. This will be Colin’s second baby friend. He already has a 5-year-old son with some model-type.

33-year-old Colin and 26-year-old Alicia only began dating earlier this year, so those hos worked fast. Seriously, whatever happened to freely fucking through the first year of your relationship without a baby interrupting the fun with their loud ass screams? Like I’ve said before, babies are buzz killers.

And Colin is going to wish he knocked up a chick with a shorter name when he writes her a child support check every month.

Here’s Daddy Colin giving us those sessy drunk eyes at the Toronto International Film Festival this past weekend.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Colin Farrell, Duggars, Knocked Up

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