It’s been about a month since LeAnn Rimes announced that she’s quitting her babygayfaced husband Dean Rainbow Sherbet and now she’s ready to drop The Big D on him. Sorry, Dean, by “The Big D,” I meant “divorce” and not “dick.” Sorry for making your glitter hole slobber. Just sprinkle a little salt on it to calm it down.
Twitter must have been down or some shit, because LeAnn chose to release the statement about her divorce on her website:
“After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane [her husband’s given name] and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage. This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of your continued love and support – it is deeply appreciated.”
Yes, I’m sure LeAnn thought about it a great deal while french kissing Eddie Cibrian’s peen hole. and wiping the dick barf from her chin. I’m sure Eddie’s dick is really a great listener and helped LeAnn make the right decision.