Let’s Hope Baby Didn’t Get His Daddy’s Eyes

March 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

BABIES!!! BABIES!!! BABIES!!! We’re all drowning in BABIES!!! this week. Go look in your refrigerator and I’m sure there’s a baby chilling in there. Charlie Sheen brought twins, as did Jenna Jameson. Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter have added another member to the baby army. A boy. Siri gave birth to another oxygen-stealer this past Sunday in Los Angeles.

Carson’s spokeswhore told People that Carson and Siri named him Jackson James Daly. JJ weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz. I can’t really say shit on his name, but Jackson James does kind of sound like a wine you’d buy on special at Albertson’s. Besides that, it’s totally absolutely every kind of normal.

You know how whores usually say shit like, “Awwww. baby has his father’s eyes.” I hope they weren’t saying this to JJ. If that’s the case then Siri popped out a giant eyeball with two little legs and arms. Carson’s got eyes that even STAINS can’t stand up to. While Stains can eat cupcakes with his eyes, Carson can make ’em, frost ’em and box ’em with his googly eyes.

Tags: BABIES!!!, Baby Names, Duggars

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