No, this isn’t the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters. True story: I’ve seen a lady like that on the train. This is Vadge dressed up like some sad ass elderly person in a school girl costume for a Purim party at the Kabbalahalalaahahaal Center in NYC last night. Lourdes is not going to be happy when she finds that a rabid beaver has been scavenging through her closet. Vadge shouldn’t have even tried. Jerri Blank did it hotter.
And I wish that bruise on her leg would shut the fuck up. It’s telling me how it got there and this is not something I ever need to know. It involves a goat, Baby Jesus, a shock collar and a crucifix dildo. Dark-sided.
Baby Jesus showed up to the party a little while later with Jessica Seinfeld. In case you couldn’t tell, he’s dressed as the Joker. But I don’t think that’s make-up. His face always looks like that after a battle with Vadge’s roidy-vadge. It bites back.