Blaaaake Created The Crackie Of Camden

December 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Blaaaaake is in rehab right now and it looks like he’s bouncing through all the 13 steps! In a telephone interview from the tank with The News of the World, Blaaaaake has put on his Captain Obvious cap and admitted that he basically created the Crackie of Camden by introducing her to the world of crack, heroin and cutting herself up. And yes I said “13 steps.” The 13th step is: whore your story out for top dollar! Blaaake can check that one off the list.

In the interview, Blaaake says he gave Wino her first hit of the bad shit. “I made the biggest mistake of my life by taking heroin in front of her. I introduced her to heroin, crack cocaine and self-harming. I feel more than guilty. The first time Amy took crack she asked me, ‘Can I try a bit of that’.

Watching Wino smoke crack for the first time, must have been a trippy fucking experience. As soon as her lips touched the pipe, her crackhive magically grew on her head, shit-stained ballet slippers appeared at her feet and that damned gold rope belt wrapped around her waist. The Crackie of Camden was born!

Blaaake goes on to say a bunch of other “eye-rollin’ worthy” shit. He claims he will not go back to Wino when he’s released on December 30th. He must let her go in order to save her life. “I am not abandoning her. I am doing this out of love.

How fucking poetic. The fact that he’s blabbing about it to the world makes this extra special. He’s only doing this to get paid so that he could use the cash to buy a rock or two in rehab. He’s going to be back to his old crackie tricks when he gets out. Trust.

And you know that when Wino read this fuckery, she shouted, “Shut up, Blaaaaake and pass the pipe!”

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