The Luckiest Baby In The World

October 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Damn. Looking at Salma Hayek’s succulent breastes never gets old. There’s only a few things I could look at all day: “Cops,” kittens playing with yarn and Salma’s wondrous chichis.

Salma’s rack is like a Magic Eye poster. If you stare at them long enough, you start to see other things. Sometimes I see two lil’ babies sleeping under a manger. Other times I see two cantaloupes ripening in the summer sun. And one time I even saw Locke from “Lost” cuddling with Paul Shaffer.

Here’s Salma with her adorable and totally rich daughter Valentina shooting “30 Rock” with Alec Baldwin in Brooklyn today. I wonder if Alec cooed at Valentina and said, “Awww. What a rude lil’ pig.

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