She’s Still Jenny From The Block

September 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Devoted mother and champion athlete JLo and Skeletor arrived to a Dolce & Gabbana party in Milan in a golden fucking carriage pulled by four white horses. They look like the tackiest vampires in Transylvania. Wait. Is there such a thing as a vampire with a big fat ass?

Other guests at the party also arrived by horse and carriage, but you know JLo made sure she picked out her carriage first. Those poor horses probably got the runs when they saw JLo and her life-support-needing husband.

I like JLo’s veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.

Here’s more of JLo wearing one of Liberace’s old nightgowns last night. Matthew McConaughey was also at the party. It looks like he’s been taking beauty tips from Zac Efron and Xtina.

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