Squinty!!!!!!
It’s been a long ass time since I’ve seen Squinty Zellweger’s signature squint out in full force like this. It makes my eyeballs twitch and my mouth crave salty lemons. Nobody squints the way she can! Liza Garza tries, but her squint can’t hold a candle to Squinty’s squint. Squint!
Squinty was at the Toronto International Film Festival today promoting some movie called “Appaloosa” with a bunch of pepaws. Squinty was asked what it was like filming in New Mexico and she responded, “The tacos are great!” This made Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen laugh for some reason. That’s an inside joke, right? Squinty totally went lesbionic in New Mexico.
Here’s more of Squinty with Ed, Viggo and Jeremy Irons. Damn. I guess it’s true. People do get old.