“Got Milk?” Ads Are Not Right

May 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Got Milk? ads must end! I seriously do not need to know what Martha Stewart’s face looked like after prison bukkake. It’s not a good thing.

They need to get people that actually look natural with jizzstaches. I’m thinking Clay Gayken, Wonky McValtrex, Gay Al and Daisy Duck. Daisy Duck is a Disney creation which means she’s a tramp which means she loves bukkake.

And who the hell drinks milk straight up anymore? It gives me the ass leaks. Yes, more than usual! Shut your damn hole!

Source: ONTD

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