Cristian de la Fuente suffered a muscle cramp while dancing the samba with Cheryl Burke on “Dancing with the Stars” last night. Towards the end of their dance, Cristian grabbed his arm and tried to go on. That shit was hilarious, because that dumb bitch Cheryl Burke kept going and they ended up falling to the floor. Cheryl Burke went in for the final dip, but Cristian couldn’t hold her and mop head went down.
While Cheryl Burke laid on the floor, Cristian held his arm in pain. Hey, at least Cheryl Burke’s mop head cleaned up the floor. I bet the janitors loved her for that. Cheryl Burke kept reaching for Cristian to pick her up off the floor, but of course he couldn’t! I don’t know why mop head didn’t just pick herself up! She’s so useless.
The EMT diagnosed the injury as a “muscle cramp.” That’s funny, because I have a muscle cramp just from looking at him. I know, it’s too early for that nasty talk. Cristian went to the hospital and it’s not known if he’s going to continue on the show.
CHERYL BURKE! Cristian probably had a moment of clarity on the dance floor where he realized that he was dancing with that snatch Cheryl Burke. That moment of clarity was too much for him to handle. Looking at mop head with sober eyes is pretty painful.
Below is the clip of Cristian and Cheryl Burke’s dance last night. Fast forward to around 1:20 to see the drama.