Heidi Montag is looking for a few look-alikes to model her new fashion line, Heidiwood. Contestants must be 21, a resident of California and have all their shots. The 9 chosen models will appear at a launch party held on April 11th in Los Angeles. Click here to submit yourself, but I will never talk to you again if you do. I take that back. Submit, get accepted and then make sure to slap that bitch for me on the night of her event.
I don’t know why she’s going through the trouble of holding a contest. Bitch just have to visit her local farm for a few look-alikes. They work for hay.