Vincent Gallo Never Got Enough Attention as a Child

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

A few months ago piece of grease, Vincent Gallo, offered himself for $50,000. He considered this a bargain, because he’s so hot. Well…he’s now upped his price even though nobody took advantage of this deal of a lifetime. He’s now offering himself for $100,000 plus expenses.

He said, “Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José.”

Vincent also advised women interested in this deal to watch his film “The Brown Bunny” where he shows his wang to make sure they can take his girth. In the movie Vincent famously gets serviced by Chloe Sevigny. Dumb ho even swallows his load like the used trash can she is. Click here to see Vincent’s amazing man meat. It’s as appetizing as a rotted Vienna sausage.

Oh and he’s still selling his sperm for $1 million. Please, this caca for brains is just trying to get some attention. By saying “even black girls and red-heads,” he’s obviously trying to start something. That being said, I’d hit it.


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