Category: Vince Neil

Vince Neil Pled Guilty To That Scuffle In Las Vegas

October 22, 2016 / Posted by:

Motley Crue doesn’t deserve the umlaut over “Crue” when their lead singer is treating women like pull-toys. Vince Neil, 55, has pled guilty to misdemeanor battery in regards to that charming incident last April where he used a woman’s hair as a handy way to yank her ass to the ground.

Billboard reports that he submitted his plea in writing and didn’t appear in court. He has to pay a $1,000 fine, go to something called impulse control counseling, and “stay out of trouble” for six months. “Impulse control counseling” sounds like sort of a minor reprimand for portly lead singers who aren’t recognizing that the heavy metal vomit party ended around the time Nirvana’s Nevermind came out. No word yet on whether or not the victim’s lawsuit against him (she filed in July) has been settled.

At least he hasn’t been legally prohibited from hanging out with the two mega-celebrities he was with at the time of this mess. One of the more eccentric actors in Hollywood, Nicolas Cage, will luckily emerge from this incident unscathed. Nic was inexplicably accompanying Vince on the day in question and Vince was reportedly set off when the victim came up to say she was a fan of Nic and leaving out Vince’s name. It sounds like Vince’s “impulse control” issue might have a lot to do with no one looking to get inside the “Home Sweet Home” in his spandex performin pants anymore.


Vince Neil’s Messy Ass Has Been Sued

July 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Remember the time drunk-ass Vince Neil and the amusingly deranged Nicolas Cage were “I love you, man“-ing each other outside of the Aria Hotel in Vegas? If you’ll recall, a woman and her son were delighted to see them and approached the pair for autographs. Allegedly, Vince’s response was to grab her by the hair and violently yank her ass to the ground. Maybe he was embarrassed because he didn’t have a pen?

Kelly Guerrero is the alleged victim and she filed a suit against the Motley Crüe lead singer in federal court in Nevada on Thursday. She’s seeking damages of more than $75,000 and claiming that she was severely injured and in need of psychotherapy after the incident. The Wrap obtained a copy of the suit, and reports that the now assuredly former Motley Crüe fan says that she suffered “back sprain or strain, neck sprain or strain and sacral contusion” as well as a fractured coccyx and “a severe left hip injury.” The suit also claims that when Sailor Ripley released Vince after restraining him for attacking Guerrero, he went after another woman. Victim #2 reportedly ran out of the hotel to escape him. I would have run my ass out of the lobby, too.

There are two factors that no one is considering here. The plaintiff’s suit claims that Vince used her hair as bucking bronco reins after she told Nicolas that her son loved him in Ghost Rider and City of Angels. I’m not saying that bad taste in movies should ever result in violence, but if this were The Purge, the film critic in me would sort of get it. The other factor is the part of the suit where it mentions that CARROT TOP was with them. CARROT TOP. How could you be so angry when accompanied by CARROT TOP’s glazed muscularity and bronze-dipped visage? That should inspire a peaceful serenity in all.

By the way, Carrot Top was with Vince and Nicolas, not the mother and son. I would understand why you might think he was now a civilian. Prop comedy is not what it used to be.

Cleanse your soul’s palate after all this talk of violence with some pics of Carrot Top below. They were taken at the premiere of Criss Angel’s Mindfreak Live! show. Why doesn’t Carrot Top have a live show? With whom do I speak about this?

Pics: Splash and WENN

Vince Neil Might Go To Jail Over That Messy Fight In Las Vegas

July 6, 2016 / Posted by:

The key word here of course is “might“; Vince Neil is still a famous person, after all. But according to TMZ, it is something that might possibly be in Vince Neil’s future. Back in April, Vince Neil reminded us that Vince Neil is still a mess by getting into a sloppy daytime fight with his friend Nicolas Cage outside of the Aria Hotel in Las Vegas. At the time, sources were telling TMZ that the fight started when Vince allegedly tried to take down a female fan that asked for Nicolas Cage’s autograph. Really rude, Vince. The rest of the Gummi Bears do not approve of such behavior.

Vince claimed that the woman was being aggressive with him and that all he did was push past her. Well, it sounds like Vince Neil did a little more than “push past” the woman. Law enforcement took a look at some security footage from inside the hotel on the day the fight happened, and Vince Neil has been charged with misdemeanor battery. TMZ says he could face up to six months in jail.

This wouldn’t be the first time Vince Neil’s dumb shit antics have potentially set him up for a trip to jail. He’s been there a lot. So at least he’ll know the drill if he does end up there.

The only woman Vince Neil should be getting physical with is a horny Motley Crue groupie, and even then, the only reason he should be putting his hands on her is to remove her high-waisted leather short-shorts. So yeah, he should be in trouble. I just hope that whatever sentence the judge gives him is automatically doubled because of how close this all happened to a Versace store. Yes, I know Nomi Malone’s Versace was technically the one in Caesar’s Palace. But it it feels really wrong to show such a blatant disregard for the place responsible for a Las Vegas icon like Nomi’s ver-sayce dress.


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Vince Neil And Nicolas Cage Got Into A Messy Fight In Las Vegas

April 8, 2016 / Posted by:

I honestly did not expect to see two famous balls of crazy get into a dramatic fight outside of a hotel in Las Vegas today, but here we are. Last night around 5pm, Nicolas Cage, the human equivalent of a dental surgery morphine trip, and Vince Neil, lead singer of Mötley Crüe man who I’m 90% sure is the gopher from Caddyshack’s long-lost daddy, got into a brawl outside of the Aria Hotel in Las Vegas.

According to TMZ, the fight started inside the Aria after a woman came up to Nicolas and Vince and asked Nicolas for an autograph. Sources claim that Vince, apropos of nothing, came up behind the woman, allegedly yanked her hair and pulled her to the ground. Nicolas Cage clearly has a little H.I. McDunnough nerve still in him, because he responded by beating on Vince. Nic eventually took their fight outside in an attempt to get Vince into a car. The latter half of their fight was caught on video.

TMZ says that Vince was sited for battery, but didn’t take a trip to the police station. He’s currently the subject of a criminal investigation. Vince Neil probably already knows the drill, since this isn’t his first time getting in trouble for acting like a violent mess in Las Vegas.

But back to that video. For those of you wondering what kind of drugs Nicolas Cage is on that would cause him to go from full-blown screaming-in-a-parking-lot fight mode to holding his enemy close and whispering sweet nonsense in his ear, the answer is: I don’t think he’s on drugs. I’m pretty sure that’s just Nicolas Cage’s normal level of insanity.

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